S03E13: Something Stupid This Way Comes
Madame Hagfish shares tales of Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless, and Pat-gor.
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Season 1
Late for Breakfast
S1E1 / 09 Jul 2021
Bummer Jobs
S1E2 / 09 Jul 2021
Pat-a-thon
S1E3 / 16 Jul 2021
Lost in Couch
S1E4 / 16 Jul 2021
Stair Wars
S1E5 / 23 Jul 2021
Enemies à la Mode
S1E6 / 23 Jul 2021
The Haunting of Star House
S1E7 / 30 Jul 2021
Squidina's Little Helper
S1E8 / 06 Aug 2021
I Smell a Pat
S1E9 / 13 Aug 2021
Terror at 20,000 Leagues
S1E10 / 22 Oct 2021
Gas Station Vacation
S1E11 / 29 Oct 2021
Bunny the Barbarian
S1E12 / 05 Nov 2021
The Yard Sale
S1E13 / 19 Nov 2021
Just in Time for Christmas
S1E14 / 03 Dec 2021
Who's a Big Boy?
S1E15 / 04 Mar 2022
Klopnodian Heritage Festival
S1E16 / 11 Mar 2022
To Dad and Back
S1E17 / 18 Mar 2022
Survivoring
S1E18 / 25 Mar 2022
X Marks the Pot
S1E19 / 01 Apr 2022
Patrick's Alley
S1E20 / 08 Apr 2022
Pearl Wants to Be a Star
S1E21 / 15 Apr 2022
Nitwit Neighborhood News
S1E22 / 22 Jul 2022
Mid-Season Finale
S1E23 / 22 Jul 2022
Shrinking Stars
S1E24 / 13 Jan 2023
Uncredible Journey
S1E25 / 10 Feb 2023
Host-a-Palooza
S1E26 / 17 Feb 2023
Backpay Payback
S1E27 / 24 Feb 2023
House Hunting
S1E28 / 03 Mar 2023
Super Sitters
S1E29 / 10 Apr 2023
FitzPatrick
S1E30 / 11 Apr 2023
The Drooling Fool
S1E31 / 12 Apr 2023
Patrick’s Got a Zoo Loose
S1E32 / 13 Apr 2023
The Patterfly Effect
S1E33 / 17 Apr 2023
A Space Affair to Remember
S1E34 / 18 Apr 2023
Home ECCH!
S1E35 / 19 Apr 2023
Fun & Done!
S1E36 / 20 Apr 2023
The Lil' Patscals
S1E37 / 24 Apr 2023
The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show
S1E38 / 25 Apr 2023
The Patrick Show Sells Out
S1E39 / 26 Apr 2023
Neptune’s Ball
S1E40 / 27 Apr 2023
Dad’s Stache Stash
S1E41 / 01 May 2023
A Root Galoot
S1E42 / 02 May 2023
The Starry Awards
S1E43 / 03 May 2023
Blorpsgiving
S1E44 / 04 May 2023
Stuntin’
S1E45 / 03 Jul 2023
Olly Olly Organ Free
S1E46 / 04 Jul 2023
Which Witch is Which?
S1E47 / 05 Jul 2023
Get Off My Lawnie
S1E48 / 06 Jul 2023
Bubble Bass Reviews
S1E49 / 24 Jul 2023
Patrick’s Prison Pals
S1E50 / 25 Jul 2023
Season 2
The Patrick Show Cashes In
S2E1 / 26 Jul 2023
The Star Games
S2E2 / 27 Jul 2023
Super Stars
S2E3 / 06 Nov 2023
Now You Museum, Now You Don't
S2E4 / 07 Nov 2023
10 and 1 Toliets
S2E5 / 08 Nov 2023
Family Plotz
S2E6 / 09 Nov 2023
The Wrath of Shmandor
S2E7 / 13 Nov 2023
There Goes the Neighborhood
S2E8 / 14 Nov 2023
Movie Stars
S2E9 / 15 Nov 2023
Dr. Smart Science
S2E10 / 16 Nov 2023
The Commode Episode
S2E11 / 13 Feb 2024
Tying the Klop-Knot
S2E12 / 15 Feb 2024
Chum Bucket List
S2E13 / 21 Feb 2024
Big Baby Patrick
S2E14 / 22 Feb 2024
Is There a Director in the House?
S2E15 / 27 Feb 2024
Star Cruise
S2E16 / 28 Feb 2024
Best Served Cold
S2E17 / 29 Feb 2024
Tattoo Hullabaloo
S2E18 / 20 May 2024
Too Many Patricks
S2E19 / 20 May 2024
Much Tofu About Nothing
S2E20 / 21 May 2024
Face/Off-Model
S2E21 / 22 May 2024
5 Star Restaurant
S2E22 / 23 May 2024
At Home, on the Lam
S2E23 / 22 Jul 2024
Pick Patrick's Path
S2E24 / 23 Jul 2024
Time to Eat
S2E25 / 24 Jul 2024
Cleanin' House
S2E26 / 25 Jul 2024
Season 3
The Fun Bucket
S3E1 / 29 Jul 2024
The Patrick Show After Dark
S3E2 / 30 Jul 2024
Chopping Spree
S3E3 / 31 Jul 2024
All Bot Myself
S3E4 / 01 Aug 2024
Star-Robics
S3E5 / 05 Aug 2024
Who's the Dummy Now?
S3E6 / 06 Aug 2024
Patrick Show Land
S3E7 / 07 Aug 2024
Legend of the Lost Bathroom
S3E8 / 08 Aug 2024
Driven to Drive
S3E9 / 19 Aug 2024
A Patty in Time
S3E10 / 20 Aug 2024
Pat-per Route
S3E11 / 21 Aug 2024
Day of the Dartfish
S3E12 / 22 Aug 2024
Something Stupid This Way Comes
S3E13 / 14 Oct 2024
Thanks But No Thanksgiving
S3E14 / 25 Nov 2024
Squidina's Holidaze Special
S3E15 / 02 Dec 2024
Patty-Poo
S3E16 / 04 Dec 2024
Swaptoberfest
S3E17 / 06 Dec 2024
Patrickle Jokes
S3E18 / 10 Dec 2024
Pat Roast
S3E19 / 12 Dec 2024
All Out of Idea Bricks
S3E20 / 16 Dec 2024
A Fool Schooled
S3E21 / 18 Dec 2024
Get Ouch
S3E22 / 20 Dec 2024
Day of the Living Dad Jokes
S3E23 / 24 Dec 2024
Season 4
Sitcom Stars
S4E1 / 21 Mar 2025
The Show Must Go Yawn
S4E2 / 21 Mar 2025
The Dated Game
S4E3 / 28 Mar 2025
Ice Cream Headache
S4E4 / 28 Mar 2025
A Tinkle in Time
S4E5 / 11 Apr 2025
TV or Not TV
S4E6 / 11 Apr 2025
Two Pests in a Teapot
S4E7 / 18 Apr 2025
Partial Recall
S4E8 / 18 Apr 2025
The Haunting of Flim-Flam House
S4E9 / 25 Apr 2025
Rube Tube
S4E10 / 25 Apr 2025
Sea Haw
S4E11 / 12 Sep 2025
Li'l Past-Cals
S4E12 / 12 Sep 2025
Zoo U
S4E13 / 19 Sep 2025
A Remembrance of Grand-Past
S4E14 / 19 Sep 2025
Pat-Tathlon
S4E15 / 26 Sep 2025
Upturn's Downturn
S4E16 / 26 Sep 2025
Terror on Tape
S4E17 / 03 Oct 2025
Visiting Vikings
S4E18 / 10 Oct 2025
It's Too Late... With Plankton
S4E19 / 10 Oct 2025
In a Space Pickle
S4E20 / 17 Oct 2025
Stare Wars
S4E21 / 17 Oct 2025
Safety Worst
S4E22 / 24 Oct 2025
De-Pat-ment Store
S4E23 / 24 Oct 2025
Doctor Patrick
S4E24 / 10 Jul 2026
Slumber Party Stars
S4E25 / 10 Jul 2026
Season 5
Retreat!
S5E1 / 17 Jul 2026
Sidekick Search
S5E2 / 17 Jul 2026
Mass Gramp-nosis
S5E3 / 24 Jul 2026
Cart of Darkness
S5E4 / 24 Jul 2026
Braggin' Slayer
S5E5 / 31 Jul 2026
Scaredy Pat
S5E6 / 31 Jul 2026
Make Yourself Pat Home
S5E7 / 07 Aug 2026
Accidentally in Love
S5E8 / 07 Aug 2026
Neighborhood Wash
S5E9 / 21 Aug 2026
A Fridge Too Far
S5E10 / 21 Aug 2026
The Barbarian Next Door
S5E11 / 28 Aug 2026
Runaway Patrick
S5E12 / 28 Aug 2026
Bill Fagerbakke
Patrick Star (voice)
Thomas F. Wilson
Cecil Star (voice)
Cree Summer
Bunny Star / Grandma Tentacles (voice)
Jill Talley
Squidina Star (voice)
