S05E16: The Vasectomy One
Jill wants Tim to get a vasectomy when they agree their family is complete. Meanwhile, Randy is voted "best butt" by the girls at school.
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Season 1
Pilot
S1E1 / 17 Sep 1991
Mow Better Blues
S1E2 / 26 Sep 1991
Off Sides
S1E3 / 01 Oct 1991
Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof
S1E4 / 08 Oct 1991
Wild Kingdom
S1E5 / 15 Oct 1991
Adventures in Fine Dining
S1E6 / 22 Oct 1991
Nothing More Than Feelings
S1E7 / 29 Oct 1991
Flying Sauces
S1E8 / 05 Nov 1991
Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
S1E9 / 19 Nov 1991
Reach Out and Teach Someone
S1E10 / 26 Nov 1991
Look Who's Not Talking
S1E11 / 10 Dec 1991
Yule Better Watch Out
S1E12 / 17 Dec 1991
Up Your Alley
S1E13 / 07 Jan 1992
For Whom the Belch Tolls
S1E14 / 14 Jan 1992
Forever Jung
S1E15 / 21 Jan 1992
Jill's Birthday
S1E16 / 04 Feb 1992
What About Bob?
S1E17 / 11 Feb 1992
Baby, It's Cold Outside
S1E18 / 18 Feb 1992
Unchained Malady
S1E19 / 25 Feb 1992
Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
S1E20 / 03 Mar 1992
A Battle of Wheels
S1E21 / 17 Mar 1992
Luck Be a Taylor Tonight
S1E22 / 07 Apr 1992
Al's Fair in Love and War
S1E23 / 28 Apr 1992
Stereo-Typical
S1E24 / 05 May 1992
Season 2
Read My Hips
S2E1 / 16 Sep 1992
Rites and Wrongs of Passage
S2E2 / 23 Sep 1992
Overactive Glance
S2E3 / 30 Sep 1992
Groin Pains
S2E4 / 07 Oct 1992
Heavy Meddle
S2E5 / 14 Oct 1992
The Haunting of Taylor House
S2E6 / 28 Oct 1992
Roomie For Improvement
S2E7 / 04 Nov 1992
May the Best Man Win
S2E8 / 11 Nov 1992
Where There's a Will, There's a Way
S2E9 / 18 Nov 1992
Let's Did Lunch
S2E10 / 25 Nov 1992
Abandoned Family
S2E11 / 02 Dec 1992
I'm Scheming of a White Christmas
S2E12 / 16 Dec 1992
Bell Bottom Blues
S2E13 / 06 Jan 1993
Howard's End
S2E14 / 13 Jan 1993
Love Is A Many Splintered Thing
S2E15 / 20 Jan 1993
Dances With Tools
S2E16 / 03 Feb 1993
You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts
S2E17 / 10 Feb 1993
Bye Bye Birdie
S2E18 / 17 Feb 1993
Karate or Not, Here I Come
S2E19 / 24 Feb 1993
Shooting Three To Make Tutu
S2E20 / 03 Mar 1993
Much Ado About Nana
S2E21 / 17 Mar 1993
Ex Marks the Spot
S2E22 / 14 Apr 1993
To Build or Not to Build
S2E23 / 05 May 1993
Birth of a Hot Rod
S2E24 / 12 May 1993
The Great Race
S2E25 / 19 May 1993
Season 3
Maybe, Baby
S3E1 / 15 Sep 1993
Aisle See You In My Dreams
S3E2 / 22 Sep 1993
This Joke's For You
S3E3 / 29 Sep 1993
A Sew, Sew Evening
S3E4 / 06 Oct 1993
Arrivederci, Binford
S3E5 / 13 Oct 1993
Crazy For You
S3E6 / 27 Oct 1993
Blow Up
S3E7 / 03 Nov 1993
Be True To Your Tool
S3E8 / 10 Nov 1993
Dollars And Sense
S3E9 / 17 Nov 1993
A Frozen Moment
S3E10 / 24 Nov 1993
Feud For Thought
S3E11 / 01 Dec 1993
'Twas the Blight Before Christmas
S3E12 / 15 Dec 1993
Slip Sleddin' Away
S3E13 / 05 Jan 1994
Dream On
S3E14 / 12 Jan 1994
Reel Men
S3E15 / 26 Jan 1994
The Colonel
S3E16 / 09 Feb 1994
Room For Change
S3E17 / 02 Mar 1994
The Eve Of Construction
S3E18 / 09 Mar 1994
Too Many Cooks
S3E19 / 16 Mar 1994
It Was The Best Of Tims, It Was The Worst Of Tims
S3E20 / 30 Mar 1994
Fifth Anniversary
S3E21 / 06 Apr 1994
Swing Time
S3E22 / 04 May 1994
What You See Is What You Get
S3E23 / 11 May 1994
Reality Bytes
S3E24 / 18 May 1994
The Great Race II
S3E25 / 25 May 1994
Season 4
Back In The Saddle Shoes Again
S4E1 / 20 Sep 1994
Don't Tell Momma
S4E2 / 27 Sep 1994
Death Begins At Forty
S4E3 / 04 Oct 1994
The Eyes Don't Have It
S4E4 / 11 Oct 1994
He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible
S4E5 / 18 Oct 1994
Borland Ambition
S4E6 / 25 Oct 1994
Let's Go To The Videotape
S4E7 / 08 Nov 1994
Quibbling Siblings
S4E8 / 15 Nov 1994
My Dinner With Wilson
S4E9 / 22 Nov 1994
Ye Olde Shoppe Teacher
S4E10 / 29 Nov 1994
Some Like It Hot Rod
S4E11 / 06 Dec 1994
'Twas the Night Before Chaos
S4E12 / 13 Dec 1994
The Route Of All Evil
S4E13 / 03 Jan 1995
Brother, Can You Spare A Hot Rod?
S4E14 / 10 Jan 1995
Super Bowl Fever
S4E15 / 31 Jan 1995
Bachelor Of The Year
S4E16 / 07 Feb 1995
It's My Party
S4E17 / 14 Feb 1995
A House Divided
S4E18 / 21 Feb 1995
The Naked Truth
S4E19 / 28 Feb 1995
Talk To Me
S4E20 / 14 Mar 1995
No, No, Godot
S4E21 / 21 Mar 1995
Tool Time After Dark (1)
S4E22 / 11 Apr 1995
Tool Time After Dark (2)
S4E23 / 11 Apr 1995
Sisters And Brothers
S4E24 / 02 May 1995
A Marked Man
S4E25 / 09 May 1995
Wilson's Girlfriend
S4E26 / 23 May 1995
Season 5
A Taylor Runs Through It
S5E1 / 19 Sep 1995
The First Temptation of Tim
S5E2 / 26 Sep 1995
Her Cheatin' Mind
S5E3 / 03 Oct 1995
Jill's Surprise Party
S5E4 / 17 Oct 1995
Advise and Repent
S5E5 / 24 Oct 1995
Let Them Eat Cake
S5E6 / 31 Oct 1995
The Look
S5E7 / 07 Nov 1995
Room Without a View
S5E8 / 14 Nov 1995
Chicago Hope
S5E9 / 21 Nov 1995
Doctor in the House
S5E10 / 28 Nov 1995
That's My Momma
S5E11 / 05 Dec 1995
'Twas The Flight Before Christmas
S5E12 / 12 Dec 1995
Oh, Brother
S5E13 / 09 Jan 1996
High School Confidential
S5E14 / 16 Jan 1996
Tanks for the Memories
S5E15 / 30 Jan 1996
The Vasectomy One
S5E16 / 06 Feb 1996
Fear of Flying
S5E17 / 13 Feb 1996
When Harry Kept Dolores
S5E18 / 20 Feb 1996
Eye on Tim
S5E19 / 27 Feb 1996
The Bud Bowl
S5E20 / 05 Mar 1996
Engine and a Haircut, Two Fights
S5E21 / 12 Mar 1996
The Longest Day
S5E22 / 02 Apr 1996
Mr. Wilson's Opus
S5E23 / 30 Apr 1996
Shopping Around
S5E24 / 07 May 1996
Alarmed by Burglars
S5E25 / 14 May 1996
Games, Flames and Automobiles
S5E26 / 21 May 1996
Season 6
At Sea
S6E1 / 17 Sep 1996
Future Shock
S6E2 / 24 Sep 1996
Workshop 'Til You Drop
S6E3 / 01 Oct 1996
Burnin' Love
S6E4 / 08 Oct 1996
Al's Video
S6E5 / 15 Oct 1996
Whose Car Is It Anyway?
S6E6 / 22 Oct 1996
I Was A Teenage Taylor
S6E7 / 29 Oct 1996
Jill and Her Sisters
S6E8 / 12 Nov 1996
The Tool Man Delivers
S6E9 / 19 Nov 1996
The Wood, the Bad and the Hungry
S6E10 / 26 Nov 1996
Workin' Man Blues
S6E11 / 10 Dec 1996
No Place Like Home
S6E12 / 17 Dec 1996
The Flirting Game
S6E13 / 07 Jan 1997
The Karate Kid Returns
S6E14 / 14 Jan 1997
Totally Tool Time
S6E15 / 28 Jan 1997
A Funny Valentine
S6E16 / 11 Feb 1997
Wilson's World
S6E17 / 18 Feb 1997
Something Old, Something Blue
S6E18 / 25 Feb 1997
Communication Breakdown
S6E19 / 11 Mar 1997
My Son, the Driver
S6E20 / 01 Apr 1997
Insult to Injury
S6E21 / 15 Apr 1997
Family Un-Ties
S6E22 / 29 Apr 1997
The Feminine Mistake
S6E23 / 06 May 1997
Taps
S6E24 / 13 May 1997
The Kiss and the Kiss-Off
S6E25 / 20 May 1997
Season 7
Quest for Fire
S7E1 / 23 Sep 1997
Clash of the Taylors
S7E2 / 30 Sep 1997
Room at the Top
S7E3 / 07 Oct 1997
Pump You Up
S7E4 / 14 Oct 1997
A Night to Dismember
S7E5 / 28 Oct 1997
The Niece
S7E6 / 04 Nov 1997
Jill's Passion
S7E7 / 11 Nov 1997
Losing My Religion
S7E8 / 18 Nov 1997
Thanksgiving
S7E9 / 25 Nov 1997
The Dating Game
S7E10 / 09 Dec 1997
Bright Christmas
S7E11 / 16 Dec 1997
The Old College Try
S7E12 / 06 Jan 1998
An Older Woman
S7E13 / 20 Jan 1998
Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor
S7E14 / 03 Feb 1998
Say Goodnight, Gracie
S7E15 / 10 Feb 1998
What a Drag
S7E16 / 24 Feb 1998
Taking Jill for Granite
S7E17 / 03 Mar 1998
Futile Attraction
S7E18 / 10 Mar 1998
Desperately Seeking Willow
S7E19 / 17 Mar 1998
The Write Stuff
S7E20 / 31 Mar 1998
The Son Also Mooches
S7E21 / 21 Apr 1998
Believe It or Not
S7E22 / 28 Apr 1998
Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges
S7E23 / 05 May 1998
Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
S7E24 / 12 May 1998
From Top to Bottom
S7E25 / 19 May 1998
Season 8
Whitewater
S8E1 / 22 Sep 1998
Adios
S8E2 / 29 Sep 1998
All In The Family
S8E3 / 06 Oct 1998
Taylor Got Game
S8E4 / 13 Oct 1998
Al's Fair Lady
S8E5 / 20 Oct 1998
Bewitched
S8E6 / 27 Oct 1998
Not-So-Great Scott
S8E7 / 03 Nov 1998
Tim's First Car
S8E8 / 10 Nov 1998
Mr. Likeable
S8E9 / 17 Nov 1998
Thanks, But No Thanks
S8E10 / 24 Nov 1998
Home For The Holidays
S8E11 / 08 Dec 1998
Ploys For Tots
S8E12 / 15 Dec 1998
Chop Shop 'Til You Drop
S8E13 / 05 Jan 1999
Home Alone
S8E14 / 19 Jan 1999
Knee Deep
S8E15 / 02 Feb 1999
Mark's Big Break
S8E16 / 09 Feb 1999
Young At Heart
S8E17 / 16 Feb 1999
Love's Labor Lost (1)
S8E18 / 23 Feb 1999
Love's Labor Lost (2)
S8E19 / 02 Mar 1999
Neighbors
S8E20 / 16 Mar 1999
A Hardware Habit To Break
S8E21 / 30 Mar 1999
Loose Lips And Freudian Slips
S8E22 / 04 May 1999
Trouble-A-Bruin
S8E23 / 11 May 1999
Dead Weight
S8E24 / 18 May 1999
The Long and Winding Road (1)
S8E25 / 18 May 1999
The Long and Winding Road (2)
S8E26 / 25 May 1999
The Long and Winding Road (3)
S8E27 / 25 May 1999
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Jill Taylor
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