S05E04: Fancy Crackers and Giant Women
Bonnie suffers withdrawal after giving up cable TV to help Christy; the women rally around Jill after she has a breakdown in her favorite department store.
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Season 1
Pilot
S1E1 / 23 Sep 2013
A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
S1E2 / 30 Sep 2013
A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork
S1E3 / 07 Oct 2013
Loathing and Tube Socks
S1E4 / 14 Oct 2013
Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
S1E5 / 21 Oct 2013
Abstinence and Pudding
S1E6 / 28 Oct 2013
Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast
S1E7 / 04 Nov 2013
Big Sur and Strawberry Lube
S1E8 / 11 Nov 2013
Zombies and Cobb Salad
S1E9 / 18 Nov 2013
Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
S1E10 / 25 Nov 2013
Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
S1E11 / 02 Dec 2013
Corned Beef and Handcuffs
S1E12 / 16 Dec 2013
Hot Soup and Shingles
S1E13 / 13 Jan 2014
Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
S1E14 / 20 Jan 2014
Fireballs and Bullet Holes
S1E15 / 27 Jan 2014
Nietzsche and a Beer Run
S1E16 / 03 Feb 2014
Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
S1E17 / 24 Feb 2014
Sonograms and Tube Tops
S1E18 / 03 Mar 2014
Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich
S1E19 / 17 Mar 2014
Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus
S1E20 / 24 Mar 2014
Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries
S1E21 / 31 Mar 2014
Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession
S1E22 / 14 Apr 2014
Season 2
Hepatitis and Lemon Zest
S2E1 / 30 Oct 2014
Figgy Pudding and the Rapture
S2E2 / 06 Nov 2014
Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide
S2E3 / 13 Nov 2014
Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage
S2E4 / 20 Nov 2014
Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica
S2E5 / 27 Nov 2014
Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt
S2E6 / 04 Dec 2014
Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate
S2E7 / 11 Dec 2014
Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale
S2E8 / 18 Dec 2014
Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint
S2E9 / 08 Jan 2015
Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse
S2E10 / 15 Jan 2015
Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling
S2E11 / 22 Jan 2015
Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony
S2E12 / 29 Jan 2015
Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz
S2E13 / 05 Feb 2015
Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin
S2E14 / 12 Feb 2015
Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
S2E15 / 26 Feb 2015
Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike
S2E16 / 05 Mar 2015
A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head
S2E17 / 12 Mar 2015
Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
S2E18 / 02 Apr 2015
Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
S2E19 / 09 Apr 2015
Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
S2E20 / 16 Apr 2015
Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain
S2E21 / 23 Apr 2015
Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
S2E22 / 30 Apr 2015
Season 3
Terrorists and Gingerbread
S3E1 / 05 Nov 2015
Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
S3E2 / 12 Nov 2015
Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
S3E3 / 19 Nov 2015
Sawdust and Brisket
S3E4 / 26 Nov 2015
A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince
S3E5 / 10 Dec 2015
Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention
S3E6 / 17 Dec 2015
Kreplach and a Tiny Tush
S3E7 / 07 Jan 2016
Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip
S3E8 / 14 Jan 2016
My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip
S3E9 / 21 Jan 2016
Quaaludes and Crackerjack
S3E10 / 04 Feb 2016
Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver
S3E11 / 11 Feb 2016
Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride
S3E12 / 18 Feb 2016
Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side
S3E13 / 25 Feb 2016
Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken
S3E14 / 03 Mar 2016
Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby
S3E15 / 10 Mar 2016
Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men
S3E16 / 07 Apr 2016
Caperberries and a Glass Eye
S3E17 / 14 Apr 2016
Beast Mode and Old People Kissing
S3E18 / 21 Apr 2016
A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle
S3E19 / 28 Apr 2016
Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake
S3E20 / 05 May 2016
Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
S3E21 / 12 May 2016
Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
S3E22 / 19 May 2016
Season 4
High-tops And Brown Jacket
S4E1 / 27 Oct 2016
Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop
S4E2 / 03 Nov 2016
Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers
S4E3 / 10 Nov 2016
Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare
S4E4 / 17 Nov 2016
Blow and a Free Mcmuffin
S4E5 / 24 Nov 2016
Xanax and a Baby Duck
S4E6 / 01 Dec 2016
Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie
S4E7 / 08 Dec 2016
Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn
S4E8 / 15 Dec 2016
Bad Hand and British Royalty
S4E9 / 05 Jan 2017
A Safe Word and a Rib Eye
S4E10 / 12 Jan 2017
Good Karma and the Big Weird
S4E11 / 19 Jan 2017
Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness
S4E12 / 02 Feb 2017
A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm
S4E13 / 09 Feb 2017
Roast Chicken and a Funny Story
S4E14 / 16 Feb 2017
Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin
S4E15 / 23 Feb 2017
Martinis and a Sponge Bath
S4E16 / 09 Mar 2017
Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog
S4E17 / 30 Mar 2017
Tush Push and Some Radishes
S4E18 / 06 Apr 2017
Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute
S4E19 / 13 Apr 2017
A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold
S4E20 / 27 Apr 2017
A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral
S4E21 / 04 May 2017
Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet
S4E22 / 11 May 2017
Season 5
Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes
S5E1 / 02 Nov 2017
Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's
S5E2 / 09 Nov 2017
A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion
S5E3 / 16 Nov 2017
Fancy Crackers and Giant Women
S5E4 / 23 Nov 2017
Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy
S5E5 / 30 Nov 2017
Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
S5E6 / 07 Dec 2017
Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros
S5E7 / 14 Dec 2017
An Epi-pen and a Security Cat
S5E8 / 21 Dec 2017
Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
S5E9 / 04 Jan 2018
A Bear and a Bladder Infection
S5E10 / 11 Jan 2018
Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
S5E11 / 18 Jan 2018
Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal
S5E12 / 01 Feb 2018
Pudding and a Screen Door
S5E13 / 01 Mar 2018
Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe
S5E14 / 08 Mar 2018
Esta Loca and a Little Klingon
S5E15 / 29 Mar 2018
Eight Cats and the Hat Show
S5E16 / 05 Apr 2018
Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head
S5E17 / 12 Apr 2018
Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire
S5E18 / 19 Apr 2018
A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress
S5E19 / 26 Apr 2018
Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots
S5E20 / 03 May 2018
Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle
S5E21 / 10 May 2018
Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head
S5E22 / 10 May 2018
Season 6
Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime
S6E1 / 27 Sep 2018
Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion
S6E2 / 04 Oct 2018
Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook
S6E3 / 11 Oct 2018
Big Sauce and Coconut Water
S6E4 / 18 Oct 2018
Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous
S6E5 / 25 Oct 2018
Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz
S6E6 / 01 Nov 2018
Puzzle Club and a Closet Party
S6E7 / 08 Nov 2018
Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa
S6E8 / 15 Nov 2018
Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo
S6E9 / 29 Nov 2018
Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class
S6E10 / 06 Dec 2018
Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates
S6E11 / 13 Dec 2018
Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience
S6E12 / 10 Jan 2019
Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire
S6E13 / 17 Jan 2019
Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie
S6E14 / 31 Jan 2019
Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town
S6E15 / 14 Feb 2019
Skippy and the Knowledge Hole
S6E16 / 21 Feb 2019
A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses
S6E17 / 07 Mar 2019
Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose
S6E18 / 04 Apr 2019
Lumbar Support and Old Pork
S6E19 / 18 Apr 2019
Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip
S6E20 / 25 Apr 2019
Fingers Guns and a Beef Bourguignon
S6E21 / 02 May 2019
Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada
S6E22 / 09 May 2019
Season 7
Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper
S7E1 / 26 Sep 2019
Pop Pop and a Puma
S7E2 / 03 Oct 2019
Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking
S7E3 / 10 Oct 2019
Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird
S7E4 / 17 Oct 2019
Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us
S7E5 / 24 Oct 2019
Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche
S7E6 / 07 Nov 2019
Pork Butt and a Mall Walker
S7E7 / 14 Nov 2019
Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism
S7E8 / 21 Nov 2019
Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff
S7E9 / 05 Dec 2019
Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show
S7E10 / 12 Dec 2019
One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress
S7E11 / 09 Jan 2020
Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome
S7E12 / 16 Jan 2020
Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors
S7E13 / 30 Jan 2020
Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus
S7E14 / 06 Feb 2020
Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List
S7E15 / 13 Feb 2020
Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll
S7E16 / 20 Feb 2020
Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No
S7E17 / 05 Mar 2020
A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers
S7E18 / 12 Mar 2020
Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival
S7E19 / 02 Apr 2020
Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog
S7E20 / 16 Apr 2020
Season 8
Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police
S8E1 / 05 Nov 2020
Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error
S8E2 / 12 Nov 2020
Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody
S8E3 / 19 Nov 2020
Astronauts and Fat Trimmings
S8E4 / 03 Dec 2020
Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop
S8E5 / 17 Dec 2020
Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick
S8E6 / 21 Jan 2021
S’Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
S8E7 / 11 Feb 2021
Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell
S8E8 / 18 Feb 2021
Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies
S8E9 / 25 Feb 2021
Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
S8E10 / 04 Mar 2021
Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary
S8E11 / 11 Mar 2021
Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic
S8E12 / 01 Apr 2021
Klondike-Five and a Secret Family
S8E13 / 08 Apr 2021
Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy
S8E14 / 15 Apr 2021
Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear
S8E15 / 22 Apr 2021
Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak
S8E16 / 29 Apr 2021
A Community Hero and a Wide Turn
S8E17 / 06 May 2021
My Kinda People and the Big To-Do
S8E18 / 13 May 2021
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