S14E09: Here Comes the Calvin-ry!
Lisa dons her cowboy garb and brings her money sock to Riverside. Rene sinks his teeth into an unassuming unit.
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Season 1
High Noon in the High Desert
S1E1 / 01 Dec 2010
Railroad Roulette
S1E2 / 01 Dec 2010
Melee in the Maze
S1E3 / 08 Dec 2010
War on the Shore
S1E4 / 08 Dec 2010
The Old Spanish Standoff
S1E5 / 15 Dec 2010
All Guns to Port
S1E6 / 15 Dec 2010
Senior Center Showdown
S1E7 / 22 Dec 2010
Midnight in the Gardena Good and Evil
S1E8 / 12 Jan 2011
Collector's Last Stand
S1E9 / 19 Jan 2011
School House Lock
S1E10 / 26 Jan 2011
Gambler's Last Resort
S1E11 / 02 Feb 2011
Auction Royale
S1E12 / 09 Feb 2011
Makings of a Mogul
S1E13 / 16 Mar 2011
Trouble the Oil
S1E14 / 23 Mar 2011
Chairman of the Hoard
S1E15 / 30 Mar 2011
High End Heist
S1E16 / 06 Apr 2011
Young with the Gun
S1E17 / 13 Apr 2011
Skullduggery
S1E18 / 17 Apr 2011
Live and Let Bid
S1E19 / 20 Apr 2011
Season 2
Hang Em High Desert
S2E1 / 20 Jul 2011
Buyers on the Storm
S2E2 / 20 Jul 2011
Pay the Lady
S2E3 / 27 Jul 2011
Santa Ana Street Fight
S2E4 / 27 Jul 2011
Unclaimed Baggage
S2E5 / 03 Aug 2011
Enemy of the Enemy
S2E6 / 03 Aug 2011
Fire in the Hole
S2E7 / 10 Aug 2011
San Burrito
S2E8 / 10 Aug 2011
Tanks for the Memories
S2E9 / 17 Aug 2011
Land of the Loss
S2E10 / 17 Aug 2011
Almost the Greatest Show on Earth
S2E11 / 31 Aug 2011
Bowling for Dollars
S2E12 / 07 Sep 2011
Get Him to the Mayan
S2E13 / 07 Sep 2011
Fu Dog Day Afternoon
S2E14 / 14 Sep 2011
I'm the New Mogul
S2E15 / 19 Oct 2011
Driving Miss Barry
S2E16 / 15 Nov 2011
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
S2E17 / 15 Nov 2011
Auction Sesame
S2E18 / 22 Nov 2011
Stairway to Hemet
S2E19 / 22 Nov 2011
Scoot-A-Toot, Toot
S2E20 / 29 Nov 2011
The Empire Strikes Out
S2E21 / 29 Nov 2011
Make It Rain, Girl
S2E22 / 06 Dec 2011
Smoke 'Em if You Find 'Em
S2E23 / 13 Dec 2011
The Drone Wars
S2E24 / 20 Dec 2011
Brandi's First Time
S2E25 / 03 Jan 2012
Hooray for Holly-Weird
S2E26 / 03 Jan 2012
Don't Bid So Close to Me
S2E27 / 10 Jan 2012
Not Your Average Bear
S2E28 / 10 Jan 2012
Hook, Line, and Sucker
S2E29 / 17 Jan 2012
Operation Hobo
S2E30 / 17 Jan 2012
Blame It on the Rain
S2E31 / 24 Jan 2012
Viva La San Francisco
S2E32 / 24 Jan 2012
Highland Anxiety
S2E33 / 04 Mar 2012
Season 3
Third Eye of the Tiger
S3E1 / 05 Jun 2012
May The Vaults Be With You
S3E2 / 05 Jun 2012
The Iceman Carveth
S3E3 / 11 Dec 2012
Here's Looking at You, Kenny
S3E4 / 12 Jun 2012
A Civil Accordion
S3E5 / 19 Jun 2012
More Like WRONG Beach
S3E6 / 19 Jun 2012
All's Fair In Storage and Wars
S3E7 / 26 Jun 2012
The Fast and The Curious
S3E8 / 26 Jun 2012
From Russia with Chucks
S3E9 / 10 Jul 2012
The Full Monty-Bello
S3E10 / 10 Jul 2012
Dial C for Chupacabra
S3E11 / 17 Jul 2012
The Ship Just Hit the Sand
S3E12 / 17 Jul 2012
Willkommen to the Dollhouse
S3E13 / 24 Jul 2012
The Yup Stops Here
S3E14 / 24 Jul 2012
Buy, Buy Birdie
S3E15 / 07 Aug 2012
San Burritos
S3E16 / 07 Aug 2012
There's Something About Barry
S3E17 / 14 Aug 2012
Dr. Strangebid
S3E18 / 21 Aug 2012
Sheets and Geeks
S3E19 / 28 Aug 2012
No Bid for the Weary
S3E20 / 28 Aug 2012
Straight Into Compton: Biddaz With Attitude
S3E21 / 04 Dec 2012
The Young and the Reckless
S3E22 / 04 Dec 2012
Jurassic Bark
S3E23 / 11 Dec 2012
A Tale of Two Jackets
S3E24 / 11 Dec 2012
Tustin, Bee Have a Problem
S3E25 / 18 Dec 2012
Portrait of the Gambler
S3E26 / 18 Dec 2012
Season 4
The Big Boy vs. The Heavyweight
S4E1 / 18 Mar 2013
The Kook, The Chief, His Son, and The Brothers
S4E2 / 18 Mar 2013
Nobody's Vault But Mine
S4E3 / 25 Mar 2013
Still Nobody's Vault But Mine
S4E4 / 25 Mar 2013
Auctioning for Dummies
S4E5 / 16 Apr 2013
Breathalyze This
S4E6 / 16 Apr 2013
All's Well That Urns Well
S4E7 / 23 Apr 2013
The PA Stays in the Picture
S4E8 / 23 Apr 2013
A Time to Kiln
S4E9 / 30 Apr 2013
Like a Kung Pao Cowboy
S4E10 / 30 Apr 2013
Oysters on the Half Plate
S4E11 / 07 May 2013
The Monster Hash
S4E12 / 07 May 2013
Old Tricks, New Treats
S4E13 / 14 May 2013
The Shrining
S4E14 / 14 May 2013
Orange You Glad Dan Sold It Again?
S4E15 / 28 May 2013
Barry's Angels
S4E16 / 28 May 2013
The French Job
S4E17 / 04 Jun 2013
That's My Jerry!
S4E18 / 04 Jun 2013
This Lamp's for You
S4E19 / 11 Jun 2013
There's No Place Like Homeland
S4E20 / 11 Jun 2013
Total Wine Domination
S4E21 / 18 Jun 2013
The Storage Buyer in You
S4E22 / 18 Jun 2013
Fear and Loathing in Placentia
S4E23 / 25 Jun 2013
Barry Doubtfire
S4E24 / 25 Jun 2013
Battle of the Brows
S4E25 / 02 Jul 2013
Super Bros. Shuffle
S4E26 / 02 Jul 2013
Season 5
Flight of the Gambler
S5E1 / 18 Mar 2014
The Hills Have Buys
S5E2 / 18 Mar 2014
Nerds of the Round Table
S5E3 / 25 Mar 2014
Operation: Intimidation
S5E4 / 25 Mar 2014
The Return of the King of Montebello
S5E5 / 01 Apr 2014
For a Good Time Call... Ivy
S5E6 / 01 Apr 2014
LBC U LTR
S5E7 / 08 Apr 2014
Nuthin' but a G Thang, Rene
S5E8 / 15 Apr 2014
Boom Goes the Dynamite?
S5E9 / 22 Apr 2014
Zen Masters of the Universe
S5E10 / 29 Apr 2014
Darrell Sheets the Bed
S5E11 / 03 Jun 2014
The Donut Effect
S5E12 / 03 Jun 2014
The Gutfather
S5E13 / 10 Jun 2014
Grin and Barry It
S5E14 / 10 Jun 2014
The Adventures of Max Profit
S5E15 / 17 Jun 2014
Ghosts Don't Need Money
S5E16 / 17 Jun 2014
Pay The Dan
S5E17 / 24 Jun 2014
The Robot Cowboy
S5E18 / 01 Jul 2014
It's Bring Your Kids to Work Day
S5E19 / 08 Jul 2014
The Mom Factor
S5E20 / 15 Jul 2014
The Man in Black is Back ... In Black
S5E21 / 12 Aug 2014
The Return of the Mogul
S5E22 / 12 Aug 2014
Bunny Owns This Town
S5E23 / 19 Aug 2014
Bowling for Brandi
S5E24 / 26 Aug 2014
Deep in the Heart of Upland
S5E25 / 02 Sep 2014
The Daneurysm
S5E26 / 08 Sep 2014
The Education of Miss Profit
S5E27 / 16 Sep 2014
Bid Strong and Prosper
S5E28 / 23 Sep 2014
Hestered in the Highlands
S5E29 / 30 Sep 2014
Season 6
Auction Boogaloo
S6E1 / 11 Nov 2014My Little Brony
S6E2 / 11 Nov 2014Locktoberfest!
S6E3 / 18 Nov 2014The Emperor of El Monte
S6E4 / 18 Nov 2014Up the Ante in El Monte
S6E5 / 25 Nov 2014All Along the Swatchtower
S6E6 / 02 Dec 2014A San Marcos Mitzvah
S6E7 / 09 Dec 2014A Very Miraculous Storage Wars Christmas
S6E8 / 16 Dec 2014North Hollywood Hustle
S6E9 / 06 Jan 2015Who Let the Daves Out
S6E10 / 06 Jan 2015Gambler Of Thrones
S6E11 / 13 Jan 2015Once Upon a Locker in the West
S6E12 / 20 Jan 2015Locker Mountain High
S6E13 / 27 Jan 2015Fontan-O-Rama
S6E14 / 03 Feb 2015Mr. Nezhoda's Opus
S6E15 / 10 Feb 2015Leader of the Packed
S6E16 / 17 Feb 2015Lock & Roll
S6E17 / 24 Feb 2015Too Fast, Too Curious
S6E18 / 03 Mar 2015
Season 7
Padian: P.I.
S7E1 / 01 Apr 2015The Thrill of a Kitty and the Agony of Smoked Meat
S7E2 / 01 Apr 2015The Sweet Sniff of Success
S7E3 / 08 Apr 2015There Will Be Blood Money
S7E4 / 08 Apr 2015It's All Smoke and Mirrors
S7E5 / 15 Apr 2015Packed, Stacked and All... Trash?
S7E6 / 22 Apr 2015Bozek Is My Spirit Animal
S7E7 / 29 Apr 2015What Cowboy Dreams May Come
S7E8 / 06 May 2015Too Many Cooks in the Locker
S7E9 / 06 May 2015Tinseltown Tussle
S7E10 / 13 May 2015Ivy for the Win
S7E11 / 13 May 2015High Stakes and Low Blows
S7E12 / 20 May 2015Valley of the Hauls
S7E13 / 20 May 2015
Season 8
They'll Always Have Perris
S8E1 / 21 Jul 2015
Some Like It Hotter
S8E2 / 28 Jul 2015
Lock the Vote!
S8E3 / 04 Aug 2015
All Bid and No Bite
S8E4 / 11 Aug 2015
Just Deserts
S8E5 / 18 Aug 2015
Auctions and Allies
S8E6 / 25 Aug 2015Palm Springs Throwdown
S8E7 / 06 Oct 2015Young Gun, Old Tricks
S8E8 / 05 Oct 2015
The School of Hard Knock-Knocks
S8E9 / 14 Oct 2015
An Auction Too Far
S8E10 / 14 Oct 2015Downtown Showdown
S8E11 / 20 Oct 2015Mo' Money, Mo' Valley
S8E12 / 20 Oct 2015
Lock, Stock and One Smoking Darrell
S8E13 / 27 Oct 2015
Rene Abides
S8E14 / 28 Oct 2015Last Mattress Standing
S8E15 / 03 Nov 2015Mayor of Margarita-ville
S8E16 / 03 Nov 2015Auctions Away!
S8E17 / 10 Nov 2015Buys and Dolls
S8E18 / 10 Nov 2015There's No Business Like Snow Business
S8E19 / 17 Nov 2015The World Accordion to Ivy
S8E20 / 24 Nov 2015
Season 9
Mexican Grand Off
S9E1 / 05 Apr 2016
From Dust 'Til Dawn
S9E2 / 05 Apr 2016
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Buyers
S9E3 / 12 Apr 2016
Downtown Lockers and Uptown Dreams
S9E4 / 12 Apr 2016
Dreams of Cookies and Cream
S9E5 / 19 Apr 2016
Who Wet the Sheets?
S9E6 / 19 Apr 2016
Santa Ana Surprise
S9E7 / 26 Apr 2016
High Scores in Arcadia
S9E8 / 26 Apr 2016
The Lion of Lancaster
S9E9 / 03 May 2016
Mary's Big Score
S9E10 / 03 May 2016
Auctions Arriba!
S9E11 / 10 May 2016
The One with Mary and Allee
S9E12 / 10 May 2016
Sundown Showdown
S9E13 / 17 May 2016
Father Bids Best
S9E14 / 17 May 2016
The Fat Lady is Warming Up
S9E15 / 24 May 2016
Season 10
Stakes, Buys and Video Games
S10E1 / 12 Apr 2017
Goodness, Gracious, Great Coats of Fire
S10E2 / 12 Apr 2017
Bright Lights, Big Biddies
S10E3 / 19 Apr 2017
The Nutty Appraiser
S10E4 / 19 Apr 2017
Who Wants to Be a Mil-li-NER?
S10E5 / 26 Apr 2017
I Learned it From Watching You!
S10E6 / 26 Apr 2017
Quoth the Kenny: Kumbaya!
S10E7 / 03 May 2017
Pop, Lock & Auction
S10E8 / 03 May 2017
Happiness Is a Warm Laser Gun
S10E9 / 10 May 2017
That's the Way the Terra Cotta Crumbles
S10E10 / 10 May 2017
Granny Get Your Gun
S10E11 / 17 May 2017
Olé/GYN
S10E12 / 17 May 2017
You Win Some, You Luge Some
S10E13 / 24 May 2017
Value of the Dolls
S10E14 / 24 May 2017
L. Ron YUUUPer
S10E15 / 31 May 2017
Good MOURNING, Arcadia!
S10E16 / 31 May 2017
Drawn & Quartered
S10E17 / 07 Jun 2017
Hare Today, Gun Tomorrow
S10E18 / 07 Jun 2017
The Clamper Caper
S10E19 / 14 Jun 2017
Shave and a Haircut: Two Bids
S10E20 / 14 Jun 2017
Vamos a Placentia
S10E21 / 12 Jul 2017
Mutt-erial Girl
S10E22 / 19 Jul 2017
Me, Myself and Ivy
S10E23 / 26 Jul 2017
666: The Sign of the Profit
S10E24 / 02 Aug 2017
Tour de Chance
S10E25 / 02 Aug 2017
Season 11
The Wild Wild Vests
S11E1 / 08 Nov 2017
Out of the Frying Pan Am
S11E2 / 08 Nov 2017
Season of the Kitsch
S11E3 / 15 Nov 2017
A Metamorphic Layer of True Romanticism
S11E4 / 15 Nov 2017
Some Don't Like It Hot
S11E5 / 22 Nov 2017
Kumba-yuuup!
S11E6 / 29 Nov 2017
Vegas Shrugged
S11E7 / 29 Nov 2017
Assassin's Greed
S11E8 / 06 Dec 2017
A Fistful Of Dollar
S11E9 / 06 Dec 2017
One Girl's Trinket Is Another Man's Treasure
S11E10 / 13 Dec 2017
Buyerina
S11E11 / 13 Dec 2017
Preaching To The Buyer
S11E12 / 20 Dec 2017
Some Mo' Mr. Nice Guy
S11E13 / 20 Dec 2017
Top Meat And Greet
S11E14 / 10 Jan 2018
Whiskers And Lies
S11E15 / 10 Jan 2018
Crate Balls Of Fire
S11E16 / 17 Jan 2018
Ivy Gets The Runaround
S11E17 / 17 Jan 2018
Fa-La-La-Lala, La-La-La-Locker!
S11E18 / 24 Jan 2018
The Way of the YUUUP!
S11E19 / 31 Jan 2018
Goat Tell It on the Mountain
S11E20 / 07 Feb 2018
Ivy: The Pro-fession-ale
S11E21 / 21 Feb 2018
Mary's RE-finds
S11E22 / 28 Feb 2018
Crickets And Wickets
S11E23 / 07 Mar 2018
Quality Bro Chime
S11E24 / 14 Mar 2018
And Mary Ran Away With the Spoon
S11E25 / 14 Mar 2018Indiana Ivy and the Temple of Phlegm
S11E26 / 21 Mar 2018Tour de Van Nuys
S11E27 / 21 Mar 2018Bo-ZAK That Whip!
S11E28 / 28 Mar 2018We Don't Use the 'S' Word Around Here
S11E29 / 28 Mar 2018
Season 12
The Jenny, the Baker, the Prosthetics Maker
S12E1 / 07 Nov 2018
Weekend at Barry's
S12E2 / 07 Nov 2018
A Sale of Two Cities
S12E3 / 14 Nov 2018
They Shoe Horses, Don't They
S12E4 / 21 Nov 2018
Talkin’ In Cody
S12E5 / 21 Nov 2018
Om Sweet Om
S12E6 / 21 Nov 2018
Grandma’s Havoc
S12E7 / 28 Nov 2018
Cloudy with a Chance of Profit
S12E8 / 05 Dec 2018
Let's Give 'Em Something to Tonka About
S12E9 / 09 Jan 2019
Fowl Play
S12E10 / 09 Jan 2019
What Came First: The Chicken or the Auction?
S12E11 / 16 Jan 2019
The Wind Beneath My Bids
S12E12 / 16 Jan 2019
Not All That Glitters Is Gourd
S12E13 / 23 Jan 2019
Mistress of the Snark
S12E14 / 23 Jan 2019
Nowhere to Formaldehyde
S12E15 / 30 Jan 2019
Drama in the LBC
S12E16 / 30 Jan 2019
Season 13
Santanas Are Coming to Town
S13E1 / 20 Apr 2021
Bits and Pizzas
S13E2 / 20 Apr 2021
Lets Make a Dill!
S13E3 / 27 Apr 2021
Mirro, Mirro, on the Floor
S13E4 / 27 Apr 2021
Rules #1
S13E5 / 04 May 2021
Queen-baya!
S13E6 / 04 May 2021
Game of Groans: Whittier Is Coming
S13E7 / 11 May 2021
Breaking Bread
S13E8 / 11 May 2021
Dr. D and the Mystery Machines
S13E9 / 18 May 2021
A Plane Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
S13E10 / 25 May 2021
Older and Weiss-er
S13E11 / 02 Nov 2021
Let My Lockers Go
S13E12 / 02 Nov 2021
Fears Of A Clown
S13E13 / 09 Nov 2021
Stanton And Redeliver
S13E14 / 09 Nov 2021The Old Man and the Spree
S13E15 / 16 Nov 2021She Bidded Me With Science!
S13E16 / 16 Nov 2021Not So Easy Rider
S13E17 / 23 Nov 2021An Austrian in Perris
S13E18 / 30 Nov 2021Pretty Fly...For A Locker!
S13E19 / 30 Nov 2021High Tea And Boxed Whine
S13E20 / 07 Dec 2021Miss Direction...If You're Nasty
S13E21 / 07 Dec 2021She Sure Has A Type
S13E22 / 14 Dec 2021The Devil Buys Used Prada
S13E23 / 14 Dec 2021Cash Is King
S13E24 / 21 Dec 2021Spidey Cents
S13E25 / 28 Dec 2021Another One Bites The Dusty
S13E26 / 28 Dec 2021Come And Knock On Our Locker
S13E27 / 04 Jan 2022Nothing Is Impossible
S13E28 / 04 Jan 2022Karma Is A Bid
S13E29 / 11 Jan 2022In Dusty We Trust
S13E30 / 11 Jan 2022The Hunch-Back Of La Habra
S13E31 / 18 Jan 2022The 300th Time's The Charm!
S13E32 / 18 Jan 2022
Season 14
You Can Lead A Horse To A Locker, But You Can't Make Him Bid
S14E1 / 08 Mar 2022Piles To Go Before I Keep
S14E2 / 08 Mar 2022In Pain In The Membrane
S14E3 / 15 Mar 2022How The West Covina Was Won
S14E4 / 15 Mar 2022King Of Orange... Chicken
S14E5 / 22 Mar 2022Lego My Locker
S14E6 / 22 Mar 2022Reign or Shine
S14E7 / 29 Mar 2022The King of Montebowl-o
S14E8 / 29 Mar 2022Here Comes the Calvin-ry!
S14E9 / 05 Apr 2022Zip Tie Lies
S14E10 / 05 Apr 2022Children of the Cornbread
S14E11 / 12 Apr 2022Proxy Moxie
S14E12 / 12 Apr 2022Two for the Price of Dust
S14E13 / 19 Apr 2022It's a Safe Time to Get Lit!
S14E14 / 19 Apr 2022
Season 15
All Hail, King Brandi: The Rule-her of West Covina
S15E1 / 06 Jun 2023YOLO Bolo!
S15E2 / 06 Jun 2023Stanton in the Place Where You Work
S15E3 / 13 Jun 2023Perm-anently Fulle
S15E4 / 13 Jun 2023I Love Lupe!
S15E5 / 20 Jun 2023Etrog, Lupe?
S15E6 / 20 Jun 2023Vending, Vidi, Vici!
S15E7 / 27 Jun 2023Parasol Pals
S15E8 / 27 Jun 2023The Way of the Gam Gam
S15E9 / 11 Jul 2023Four Bidders and a Funeral
S15E10 / 11 Jul 2023Manifest Chastity
S15E11 / 18 Jul 2023We Fun-did It!
S15E12 / 18 Jul 2023San Brandi-Dino!
S15E13 / 25 Jul 2023Your PawPaw Loves You!
S15E14 / 25 Jul 2023Strings & Beans
S15E15 / 01 Aug 2023Pin Up or Shut Up
S15E16 / 01 Aug 2023Rock, Paper, Winner
S15E17 / 08 Aug 2023Does a Bear Bid in the Woods?
S15E18 / 08 Aug 2023California Knows How to Pottery
S15E19 / 08 Aug 2023If Ya Got It, Flaut It
S15E20 / 08 Aug 2023Every Party Needs a Pooper
S15E21 / 15 Aug 2023We Were Promised Fun
S15E22 / 15 Aug 2023Five Cards But No Stud
S15E23 / 15 Aug 2023Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Don't Ask Brandi
S15E24 / 15 Aug 2023
Season 16
The Return of the Return of San Burrito
S16E1 / 07 Jun 2025One Man's Trash... Is Lisa's Trash
S16E2 / 14 Jun 2025Weathering Sights
S16E3 / 21 Jun 2025YUUUPocalypse Now!
S16E4 / 28 Jun 2025Cheesy Does It!
S16E5 / 12 Jul 2025I Am Gary, Hear Me Bid
S16E6 / 19 Jul 2025Survey Says... Payback's a Bit*h!
S16E7 / 26 Jul 2025The INKredible Mr. Calvin
S16E8 / 02 Aug 2025Yes we Cam!
S16E9 / 09 Aug 2025I'm in a Canyon Country State of Mind
S16E10 / 16 Aug 2025
Season 17
All About Steve
S17E1 / 28 Feb 2026There's No River in Riverside!
S17E2 / 28 Feb 2026Million Dollar Brandi
S17E3 / 07 Mar 2026Not Mary's First Rodeo
S17E4 / 14 Mar 2026
Dan Dotson
Himself
Brandi Passante
Herself
Laura Dotson
Herself
Darrell Sheets
Himself
