S12E06: The Gettysburg Address
Larry tries to make better use of the time he spends in the bathroom. Susie starts a new business, and her advertising has unexpected results. Later, Larry gives acting advice to an A-list actress.
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Season 1
The Pants Tent
S1E1 / 15 Oct 2000
Ted and Mary
S1E2 / 22 Oct 2000
Porno Gil
S1E3 / 29 Oct 2000
The Bracelet
S1E4 / 05 Nov 2000
Interior Decorator
S1E5 / 12 Nov 2000
The Wire
S1E6 / 19 Nov 2000
AAMCO
S1E7 / 26 Nov 2000
Beloved Aunt
S1E8 / 03 Dec 2000
Affirmative Action
S1E9 / 10 Dec 2000
The Group
S1E10 / 17 Dec 2000
Season 2
The Car Salesman
S2E1 / 23 Sep 2001
Thor
S2E2 / 30 Sep 2001
Trick or Treat
S2E3 / 07 Oct 2001
The Shrimp Incident
S2E4 / 14 Oct 2001
The Thong
S2E5 / 21 Oct 2001
The Acupuncturist
S2E6 / 28 Oct 2001
The Doll
S2E7 / 04 Nov 2001
Shaq
S2E8 / 11 Nov 2001
The Baptism
S2E9 / 18 Nov 2001
The Massage
S2E10 / 25 Nov 2001
Season 3
Chet's Shirt
S3E1 / 15 Sep 2002
The Benadryl Brownie
S3E2 / 22 Sep 2002
Club Soda and Salt
S3E3 / 29 Sep 2002
The Nanny from Hell
S3E4 / 06 Oct 2002
The Terrorist Attack
S3E5 / 13 Oct 2002
The Special Section
S3E6 / 20 Oct 2002
The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
S3E7 / 27 Oct 2002
Krazee-Eyez Killa
S3E8 / 03 Nov 2002
Mary, Joseph and Larry
S3E9 / 10 Nov 2002
The Grand Opening
S3E10 / 17 Nov 2002
Season 4
Mel's Offer
S4E1 / 04 Jan 2004
Ben's Birthday Party
S4E2 / 11 Jan 2004
The Blind Date
S4E3 / 18 Jan 2004
The Weatherman
S4E4 / 25 Jan 2004
The 5 Wood
S4E5 / 01 Feb 2004
The Car Pool Lane
S4E6 / 08 Feb 2004
The Surrogate
S4E7 / 22 Feb 2004
Wandering Bear
S4E8 / 29 Feb 2004
The Survivor
S4E9 / 07 Mar 2004
Opening Night
S4E10 / 14 Mar 2004
Season 5
The Larry David Sandwich
S5E1 / 25 Sep 2005
The Bowtie
S5E2 / 02 Oct 2005
The Christ Nail
S5E3 / 09 Oct 2005
Kamikaze Bingo
S5E4 / 16 Oct 2005
Lewis Needs a Kidney
S5E5 / 30 Oct 2005
The Smoking Jacket
S5E6 / 06 Nov 2005
The Seder
S5E7 / 13 Nov 2005
The Ski Lift
S5E8 / 20 Nov 2005
The Korean Bookie
S5E9 / 27 Nov 2005
The End
S5E10 / 04 Dec 2005
Season 6
Meet the Blacks
S6E1 / 09 Sep 2007
The Anonymous Donor
S6E2 / 16 Sep 2007
The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial
S6E3 / 23 Sep 2007
The Lefty Call
S6E4 / 30 Sep 2007
The Freak Book
S6E5 / 07 Oct 2007
The Rat Dog
S6E6 / 14 Oct 2007
The TiVo Guy
S6E7 / 21 Oct 2007
The N Word
S6E8 / 28 Oct 2007
The Therapists
S6E9 / 04 Nov 2007
The Bat Mitzvah
S6E10 / 11 Nov 2007
Season 7
Funkhouser's Crazy Sister
S7E1 / 20 Sep 2009
Vehicular Fellatio
S7E2 / 27 Sep 2009
The Reunion
S7E3 / 04 Oct 2009
The Hot Towel
S7E4 / 11 Oct 2009
Denise Handicap
S7E5 / 18 Oct 2009
The Bare Midriff
S7E6 / 25 Oct 2009
The Black Swan
S7E7 / 01 Nov 2009
Officer Krupke
S7E8 / 08 Nov 2009
The Table Read
S7E9 / 15 Nov 2009
Seinfeld
S7E10 / 22 Nov 2009
Season 8
The Divorce
S8E1 / 10 Jul 2011
The Safe House
S8E2 / 17 Jul 2011
Palestinian Chicken
S8E3 / 24 Jul 2011
The Smiley Face
S8E4 / 31 Jul 2011
Vow of Silence
S8E5 / 07 Aug 2011
The Hero
S8E6 / 14 Aug 2011
The Bi-Sexual
S8E7 / 21 Aug 2011
Car Periscope
S8E8 / 28 Aug 2011
Mister Softee
S8E9 / 04 Sep 2011
Larry vs. Michael J. Fox
S8E10 / 11 Sep 2011
Season 9
Foisted!
S9E1 / 01 Oct 2017
The Pickle Gambit
S9E2 / 08 Oct 2017
A Disturbance in the Kitchen
S9E3 / 15 Oct 2017
Running with the Bulls
S9E4 / 22 Oct 2017
Thank You for Your Service
S9E5 / 29 Oct 2017
The Accidental Text on Purpose
S9E6 / 05 Nov 2017
Namaste
S9E7 / 12 Nov 2017
Never Wait for Seconds!
S9E8 / 19 Nov 2017
The Shucker
S9E9 / 26 Nov 2017
Fatwa!
S9E10 / 03 Dec 2017
Season 10
Happy New Year
S10E1 / 19 Jan 2020
Side Sitting
S10E2 / 26 Jan 2020
Artificial Fruit
S10E3 / 02 Feb 2020
You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
S10E4 / 09 Feb 2020
Insufficient Praise
S10E5 / 16 Feb 2020
The Surprise Party
S10E6 / 23 Feb 2020
The Ugly Section
S10E7 / 01 Mar 2020
Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry
S10E8 / 08 Mar 2020
Beep Panic
S10E9 / 15 Mar 2020
The Spite Store
S10E10 / 22 Mar 2020
Season 11
The Five-Foot Fence
S11E1 / 24 Oct 2021
Angel Muffin
S11E2 / 31 Oct 2021
The Mini Bar
S11E3 / 07 Nov 2021
The Watermelon
S11E4 / 14 Nov 2021
IRASSHAIMASE!
S11E5 / 21 Nov 2021
Man Fights Tiny Woman
S11E6 / 28 Nov 2021
Irma Kostroski
S11E7 / 05 Dec 2021
What Have I Done?
S11E8 / 12 Dec 2021
Igor, Gregor, & Timor
S11E9 / 19 Dec 2021
The Mormon Advantage
S11E10 / 26 Dec 2021
Season 12
Atlanta
S12E1 / 04 Feb 2024
The Lawn Jockey
S12E2 / 11 Feb 2024
Vertical Drop, Horizontal Tug
S12E3 / 18 Feb 2024
Disgruntled
S12E4 / 25 Feb 2024
Fish Stuck
S12E5 / 03 Mar 2024
The Gettysburg Address
S12E6 / 10 Mar 2024
The Dream Scheme
S12E7 / 17 Mar 2024
The Colostomy Bag
S12E8 / 24 Mar 2024
Ken/Kendra
S12E9 / 31 Mar 2024
No Lessons Learned
S12E10 / 07 Apr 2024
Larry David
Larry David
Jeff Garlin
Jeff Greene
Susie Essman
Susie Greene
Cheryl Hines
Cheryl David
