S01E17: Assault with a Deadly Dick
The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime (“This planet is in a bad neighborhood,” sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.
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Season 1
Brains and Eggs
S1E1 / 09 Jan 1996
Post-Nasal Dick
S1E2 / 16 Jan 1996
Dick's First Birthday
S1E3 / 23 Jan 1996
Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus
S1E4 / 30 Jan 1996
Dick, Smoker
S1E5 / 06 Feb 1996
Green-Eyed Dick
S1E6 / 13 Feb 1996
Lonely Dick
S1E7 / 20 Feb 1996
Body & Soul & Dick
S1E8 / 27 Feb 1996
Ab-Dick-ted
S1E9 / 05 Mar 1996
Truth or Dick
S1E10 / 12 Mar 1996
The Art of Dick
S1E11 / 19 Mar 1996
Frozen Dick
S1E12 / 26 Mar 1996
Angry Dick
S1E13 / 02 Apr 1996
The Dicks They Are A-Changin'
S1E14 / 09 Apr 1996
I Enjoy Being a Dick
S1E15 / 21 Apr 1996
Dick Like Me
S1E16 / 23 Apr 1996
Assault with a Deadly Dick
S1E17 / 30 Apr 1996
Father Knows Dick
S1E18 / 07 May 1996
Selfish Dick
S1E19 / 14 May 1996
See Dick Run (1)
S1E20 / 21 May 1996
Season 2
See Dick Continue to Run (2)
S2E1 / 22 Sep 1996
See Dick Continue to Run, Continued (3)
S2E2 / 22 Sep 1996
Hotel Dick
S2E3 / 29 Sep 1996
Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space
S2E4 / 06 Oct 1996
Much Ado About Dick
S2E5 / 13 Oct 1996
Dick the Vote
S2E6 / 27 Oct 1996
Fourth and Dick
S2E7 / 03 Nov 1996
World's Greatest Dick
S2E8 / 10 Nov 1996
My Mother the Alien
S2E9 / 17 Nov 1996
Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick
S2E10 / 24 Nov 1996
Dick Jokes
S2E11 / 08 Dec 1996
Jolly Old St. Dick
S2E12 / 15 Dec 1996
Proud Dick
S2E13 / 05 Jan 1997
Romeo & Juliet & Dick
S2E14 / 12 Jan 1997
Guilty as Dick
S2E15 / 02 Feb 1997
A Dick on One Knee
S2E16 / 16 Feb 1997
Same Old Song and Dick
S2E17 / 09 Mar 1997
I Brake for Dick
S2E18 / 16 Mar 1997
Dick Behaving Badly
S2E19 / 23 Mar 1997
Dickmalion
S2E20 / 13 Apr 1997
Sensitive Dick
S2E21 / 27 Apr 1997
Will Work For Dick
S2E22 / 04 May 1997
15 Minutes of Dick
S2E23 / 11 May 1997
Dick and the Single Girl
S2E24 / 11 May 1997
A Nightmare on Dick Street (1)
S2E25 / 18 May 1997
A Nightmare on Dick Street (2)
S2E26 / 18 May 1997
Season 3
Fun with Dick and Janet (1)
S3E1 / 24 Sep 1997
Fun with Dick and Janet (2)
S3E2 / 24 Sep 1997
Tricky Dick
S3E3 / 08 Oct 1997
Dick-in-Law
S3E4 / 15 Oct 1997
Scaredy Dick
S3E5 / 29 Oct 1997
Moby Dick
S3E6 / 05 Nov 1997
Eleven Angry Men and One Dick
S3E7 / 12 Nov 1997
A Friend in Dick
S3E8 / 19 Nov 1997
Seven Deadly Clips
S3E9 / 03 Dec 1997
Tom, Dick and Mary
S3E10 / 03 Dec 1997
Jailhouse Dick
S3E11 / 17 Dec 1997
Dick on a Roll
S3E12 / 07 Jan 1998
The Great Dickdater
S3E13 / 21 Jan 1998
36! 24! 36! Dick (1)
S3E14 / 25 Jan 1998
36! 24! 36! Dick (2)
S3E15 / 25 Jan 1998
Pickles and Ice Cream
S3E16 / 28 Jan 1998
Auto Eurodicka
S3E17 / 04 Feb 1998
Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man
S3E18 / 25 Feb 1998
Stuck with Dick
S3E19 / 18 Mar 1998
My Daddy's Little Girl
S3E20 / 01 Apr 1998
The Physics of Being Dick
S3E21 / 15 Apr 1998
Just Your Average Dick
S3E22 / 28 Apr 1998
Dick and the Other Guy
S3E23 / 28 Apr 1998
Sally and Don's First Kiss
S3E24 / 06 May 1998
When Aliens Camp
S3E25 / 13 May 1998
The Tooth Harry
S3E26 / 20 May 1998
Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
S3E27 / 20 May 1998
Season 4
Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show
S4E1 / 23 Sep 1998
Power Mad Dick
S4E2 / 07 Oct 1998
Feelin' Albright
S4E3 / 14 Oct 1998
Collect Call for Dick
S4E4 / 21 Oct 1998
What's Love Got to Do, Got to Do With Dick?
S4E5 / 28 Oct 1998
I Am Dick Pentameter!
S4E6 / 04 Nov 1998
D3: Judgement Day
S4E7 / 11 Nov 1998
Indecent Dick
S4E8 / 09 Dec 1998
Happy New Dick!
S4E9 / 15 Dec 1998
Two-Faced Dick
S4E10 / 05 Jan 1999
Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons
S4E11 / 12 Jan 1999
Dick and Taxes
S4E12 / 02 Feb 1999
Sally Forth
S4E13 / 09 Feb 1999
Paranoid Dick
S4E14 / 16 Feb 1999
The House That Dick Built
S4E15 / 23 Feb 1999
Superstitious Dick
S4E16 / 02 Mar 1999
Y2dicK
S4E17 / 16 Mar 1999
Dick the Mouth Solomon
S4E18 / 06 Apr 1999
Citizen Solomon
S4E19 / 29 Apr 1999
Alien Hunter
S4E20 / 04 May 1999
Dick vs. Strudwick
S4E21 / 11 May 1999
Near Dick Experience
S4E22 / 18 May 1999
Dick's Big Giant Headache (1)
S4E23 / 25 May 1999
Dick's Big Giant Headache (2)
S4E24 / 25 May 1999
Season 5
Episode I: The Baby Menace
S5E1 / 21 Sep 1999
Dick for Tat
S5E2 / 28 Sep 1999
The Fifth Solomon
S5E3 / 02 Nov 1999
Dial M for Dick
S5E4 / 09 Nov 1999
Dick and Tuck
S5E5 / 16 Nov 1999
Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner?
S5E6 / 23 Nov 1999
Sex and the Sally
S5E7 / 30 Nov 1999
Charitable Dick
S5E8 / 14 Dec 1999
The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary
S5E9 / 11 Jan 2000
Gwen, Larry, Dick & Mary
S5E10 / 25 Jan 2000
Dick Puts the ID in Cupid
S5E11 / 08 Feb 2000
The Big Giant Head Returns
S5E12 / 22 Feb 2000
Rutherford Beauty
S5E13 / 22 Feb 2000
This Little Dick Went to Market
S5E14 / 14 Mar 2000
Youth Is Wasted on the Dick
S5E15 / 21 Mar 2000
Dick Strikes Out
S5E16 / 28 Mar 2000
Shall We Dick?
S5E17 / 18 Apr 2000
Dick and Harry Fall in a Hole
S5E18 / 02 May 2000
Frankie Goes to Rutherford
S5E19 / 09 May 2000
Dick Solomon's Day Off
S5E20 / 16 May 2000
The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1)
S5E21 / 23 May 2000
The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2)
S5E22 / 23 May 2000
Season 6
Les Liaisons Dickgereuses
S6E1 / 24 Oct 2000
Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
S6E2 / 31 Oct 2000
InDickscretion
S6E3 / 14 Nov 2000
Dick'll Take Manhattan (1)
S6E4 / 21 Nov 2000
Dick'll Take Manhattan (2)
S6E5 / 28 Nov 2000
Why Dickie Can't Teach
S6E6 / 05 Dec 2000
B.D.O.C.
S6E7 / 12 Dec 2000
Red, White & Dick
S6E8 / 19 Dec 2000
Dick Digs
S6E9 / 09 Jan 2001
There's No Business Like Dick Business
S6E10 / 16 Jan 2001
A Dick Replacement
S6E11 / 30 Jan 2001
Dick's Ark
S6E12 / 06 Feb 2001
You Don't Know Dick
S6E13 / 13 Feb 2001
My Mother, My Dick
S6E14 / 20 Feb 2001
Glengarry Glen Dick
S6E15 / 17 Apr 2001
Dick Soup for the Soul
S6E16 / 01 May 2001
Mary Loves Scoochie (1)
S6E17 / 08 May 2001
Mary Loves Scoochie (2)
S6E18 / 15 May 2001
The Thing That Wouldn't Die (1)
S6E19 / 22 May 2001
The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2)
S6E20 / 22 May 2001
John Lithgow
Dick Solomon
Kristen Johnston
Sally Solomon
Jane Curtin
Mary Albright
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Tommy Solomon
French Stewart
Harry Solomon
Simbi Khali
Nina Campbell
Wayne Knight
Don Orville
