S08E09: The Abstinence
George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day.
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Season 1
The Seinfeld Chronicles
S1E1 / 05 Jul 1989
The Stake Out
S1E2 / 31 May 1990
The Robbery
S1E3 / 07 Jun 1990
Male Unbonding
S1E4 / 14 Jun 1990
The Stock Tip
S1E5 / 21 Jun 1990
Season 2
The Ex-Girlfriend
S2E1 / 23 Jan 1991
The Pony Remark
S2E2 / 30 Jan 1991
The Jacket
S2E3 / 06 Feb 1991
The Phone Message
S2E4 / 13 Feb 1991
The Apartment
S2E5 / 04 Apr 1991
The Statue
S2E6 / 11 Apr 1991
The Revenge
S2E7 / 18 Apr 1991
The Heart Attack
S2E8 / 25 Apr 1991
The Deal
S2E9 / 02 May 1991
The Baby Shower
S2E10 / 16 May 1991
The Chinese Restaurant
S2E11 / 23 May 1991
The Busboy
S2E12 / 26 Jun 1991
Season 3
The Note
S3E1 / 18 Sep 1991
The Truth
S3E2 / 25 Sep 1991
The Pen
S3E3 / 02 Oct 1991
The Dog
S3E4 / 09 Oct 1991
The Library
S3E5 / 16 Oct 1991
The Parking Garage
S3E6 / 30 Oct 1991
The Cafe
S3E7 / 06 Nov 1991
The Tape
S3E8 / 13 Nov 1991
The Nose Job
S3E9 / 20 Nov 1991
The Stranded
S3E10 / 27 Nov 1991
The Alternate Side
S3E11 / 04 Dec 1991
The Red Dot
S3E12 / 11 Dec 1991
The Subway
S3E13 / 08 Jan 1992
The Pez Dispenser
S3E14 / 15 Jan 1992
The Suicide
S3E15 / 29 Jan 1992
The Fix-Up
S3E16 / 05 Feb 1992
The Boyfriend (1)
S3E17 / 12 Feb 1992
The Boyfriend (2)
S3E18 / 12 Feb 1992
The Limo
S3E19 / 26 Feb 1992
The Good Samaritan
S3E20 / 04 Mar 1992
The Letter
S3E21 / 25 Mar 1992
The Parking Space
S3E22 / 22 Apr 1992
The Keys
S3E23 / 06 May 1992
Season 4
The Trip (1)
S4E1 / 12 Aug 1992
The Trip (2)
S4E2 / 19 Aug 1992
The Pitch
S4E3 / 16 Sep 1992
The Ticket
S4E4 / 16 Sep 1992
The Wallet
S4E5 / 23 Sep 1992
The Watch
S4E6 / 30 Sep 1992
The Bubble Boy
S4E7 / 07 Oct 1992
The Cheever Letters
S4E8 / 28 Oct 1992
The Opera
S4E9 / 04 Nov 1992
The Virgin
S4E10 / 11 Nov 1992
The Contest
S4E11 / 18 Nov 1992
The Airport
S4E12 / 25 Nov 1992
The Pick
S4E13 / 16 Dec 1992
The Movie
S4E14 / 06 Jan 1993
The Visa
S4E15 / 27 Jan 1993
The Shoes
S4E16 / 04 Feb 1993
The Outing
S4E17 / 11 Feb 1993
The Old Man
S4E18 / 18 Feb 1993
The Implant
S4E19 / 25 Feb 1993
The Junior Mint
S4E20 / 18 Mar 1993
The Smelly Car
S4E21 / 15 Apr 1993
The Handicap Spot
S4E22 / 13 May 1993
The Pilot (1)
S4E23 / 20 May 1993
The Pilot (2)
S4E24 / 20 May 1993
Season 5
The Mango
S5E1 / 16 Sep 1993
The Puffy Shirt
S5E2 / 23 Sep 1993
The Glasses
S5E3 / 30 Sep 1993
The Sniffing Accountant
S5E4 / 07 Oct 1993
The Bris
S5E5 / 14 Oct 1993
The Lip Reader
S5E6 / 28 Oct 1993
The Non-Fat Yogurt
S5E7 / 04 Nov 1993
The Barber
S5E8 / 11 Nov 1993
The Masseuse
S5E9 / 18 Nov 1993
The Cigar Store Indian
S5E10 / 09 Dec 1993
The Conversion
S5E11 / 16 Dec 1993
The Stall
S5E12 / 06 Jan 1994
The Dinner Party
S5E13 / 03 Feb 1994
The Marine Biologist
S5E14 / 10 Feb 1994
The Pie
S5E15 / 17 Feb 1994
The Stand-In
S5E16 / 24 Feb 1994
The Wife
S5E17 / 17 Mar 1994
The Raincoats (1)
S5E18 / 28 Apr 1994
The Raincoats (2)
S5E19 / 28 Apr 1994
The Fire
S5E20 / 05 May 1994
The Hamptons
S5E21 / 12 May 1994
The Opposite
S5E22 / 19 May 1994
Season 6
The Chaperone
S6E1 / 22 Sep 1994
The Big Salad
S6E2 / 29 Sep 1994
The Pledge Drive
S6E3 / 06 Oct 1994
The Chinese Woman
S6E4 / 13 Oct 1994
The Couch
S6E5 / 27 Oct 1994
The Gymnast
S6E6 / 03 Nov 1994
The Soup
S6E7 / 10 Nov 1994
The Mom & Pop Store
S6E8 / 17 Nov 1994
The Secretary
S6E9 / 08 Dec 1994
The Race
S6E10 / 15 Dec 1994
The Switch
S6E11 / 05 Jan 1995
The Label Maker
S6E12 / 19 Jan 1995
The Scofflaw
S6E13 / 26 Jan 1995
The Highlights of 100 (1)
S6E14 / 02 Feb 1995
The Highlights of 100 (2)
S6E15 / 02 Feb 1995
The Beard
S6E16 / 09 Feb 1995
The Kiss Hello
S6E17 / 16 Feb 1995
The Doorman
S6E18 / 23 Feb 1995
The Jimmy
S6E19 / 16 Mar 1995
The Doodle
S6E20 / 06 Apr 1995
The Fusilli Jerry
S6E21 / 27 Apr 1995
The Diplomat's Club
S6E22 / 04 May 1995
The Face Painter
S6E23 / 11 May 1995
The Understudy
S6E24 / 18 May 1995
Season 7
The Engagement
S7E1 / 21 Sep 1995
The Postponement
S7E2 / 28 Sep 1995
The Maestro
S7E3 / 05 Oct 1995
The Wink
S7E4 / 12 Oct 1995
The Hot Tub
S7E5 / 19 Oct 1995
The Soup Nazi
S7E6 / 02 Nov 1995
The Secret Code
S7E7 / 09 Nov 1995
The Pool Guy
S7E8 / 16 Nov 1995
The Sponge
S7E9 / 07 Dec 1995
The Gum
S7E10 / 14 Dec 1995
The Rye
S7E11 / 04 Jan 1996
The Caddy
S7E12 / 25 Jan 1996
The Seven
S7E13 / 01 Feb 1996
The Cadillac (1)
S7E14 / 08 Feb 1996
The Cadillac (2)
S7E15 / 08 Feb 1996
The Shower Head
S7E16 / 15 Feb 1996
The Doll
S7E17 / 22 Feb 1996
The Friars Club
S7E18 / 07 Mar 1996
The Wig Master
S7E19 / 04 Apr 1996
The Calzone
S7E20 / 25 Apr 1996
The Bottle Deposit (1)
S7E21 / 02 May 1996
The Bottle Deposit (2)
S7E22 / 02 May 1996
The Wait Out
S7E23 / 09 May 1996
The Invitations
S7E24 / 16 May 1996
Season 8
The Foundation
S8E1 / 19 Sep 1996
The Soul Mate
S8E2 / 26 Sep 1996
The Bizarro Jerry
S8E3 / 03 Oct 1996
The Little Kicks
S8E4 / 10 Oct 1996
The Package
S8E5 / 17 Oct 1996
The Fatigues
S8E6 / 31 Oct 1996
The Checks
S8E7 / 07 Nov 1996
The Chicken Roaster
S8E8 / 14 Nov 1996
The Abstinence
S8E9 / 21 Nov 1996
The Andrea Doria
S8E10 / 19 Dec 1996
The Little Jerry
S8E11 / 09 Jan 1997
The Money
S8E12 / 16 Jan 1997
The Comeback
S8E13 / 30 Jan 1997
The Van Buren Boys
S8E14 / 06 Feb 1997
The Susie
S8E15 / 13 Feb 1997
The Pothole
S8E16 / 20 Feb 1997
The English Patient
S8E17 / 13 Mar 1997
The Nap
S8E18 / 10 Apr 1997
The Yada Yada
S8E19 / 24 Apr 1997
The Millennium
S8E20 / 01 May 1997
The Muffin Tops
S8E21 / 08 May 1997
The Summer of George
S8E22 / 15 May 1997
Season 9
The Butter Shave
S9E1 / 25 Sep 1997
The Voice
S9E2 / 02 Oct 1997
The Serenity Now
S9E3 / 09 Oct 1997
The Blood
S9E4 / 16 Oct 1997
The Junk Mail
S9E5 / 30 Oct 1997
The Merv Griffin Show
S9E6 / 06 Nov 1997
The Slicer
S9E7 / 13 Nov 1997
The Betrayal
S9E8 / 20 Nov 1997
The Apology
S9E9 / 11 Dec 1997
The Strike
S9E10 / 18 Dec 1997
The Dealership
S9E11 / 08 Jan 1998
The Reverse Peephole
S9E12 / 15 Jan 1998
The Cartoon
S9E13 / 29 Jan 1998
The Strong Box
S9E14 / 05 Feb 1998
The Wizard
S9E15 / 26 Feb 1998
The Burning
S9E16 / 19 Mar 1998
The Bookstore
S9E17 / 09 Apr 1998
The Frogger
S9E18 / 23 Apr 1998
The Maid
S9E19 / 30 Apr 1998
The Puerto Rican Day
S9E20 / 07 May 1998
The Chronicle (1)
S9E21 / 14 May 1998
The Chronicle (2)
S9E22 / 14 May 1998
The Finale (1)
S9E23 / 14 May 1998
The Finale (2)
S9E24 / 14 May 1998
Jerry Seinfeld
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