S05E11: Can't Buy Me Math
Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a full week of ambitious Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.
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Season 1
Human Flesh
S1E1 / 09 Jan 2011
Crawl Space
S1E2 / 16 Jan 2011
Sacred Cow
S1E3 / 23 Jan 2011
Sexy Dance Fighting
S1E4 / 13 Feb 2011
Hamburger Dinner Theater
S1E5 / 20 Feb 2011
Sheesh! Cab, Bob?
S1E6 / 06 Mar 2011
Bed & Breakfast
S1E7 / 13 Mar 2011
Art Crawl
S1E8 / 20 Mar 2011
Spaghetti Western and Meatballs
S1E9 / 27 Mar 2011
Burger Wars
S1E10 / 10 Apr 2011
Weekend at Mort's
S1E11 / 08 May 2011
Lobsterfest
S1E12 / 15 May 2011
Torpedo
S1E13 / 22 May 2011
Season 2
The Belchies
S2E1 / 11 Mar 2012
Bob Day Afternoon
S2E2 / 18 Mar 2012
Synchronized Swimming
S2E3 / 25 Mar 2012
Burgerboss
S2E4 / 01 Apr 2012
Food Truckin'
S2E5 / 15 Apr 2012
Dr. Yap
S2E6 / 29 Apr 2012
Moody Foodie
S2E7 / 06 May 2012
Bad Tina
S2E8 / 13 May 2012
Beefsquatch
S2E9 / 20 May 2012
Season 3
Ear-sy Rider
S3E1 / 30 Sep 2012
Full Bars
S3E2 / 07 Oct 2012
Bob Fires the Kids
S3E3 / 04 Nov 2012
Mutiny on the Windbreaker
S3E4 / 11 Nov 2012
An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
S3E5 / 18 Nov 2012
The Deepening
S3E6 / 25 Nov 2012
Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks
S3E7 / 02 Dec 2012
The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
S3E8 / 09 Dec 2012
Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
S3E9 / 16 Dec 2012
Mother Daughter Laser Razor
S3E10 / 06 Jan 2013
Nude Beach
S3E11 / 13 Jan 2013
Broadcast Wagstaff School News
S3E12 / 27 Jan 2013
My Fuzzy Valentine
S3E13 / 10 Feb 2013
Lindapendent Woman
S3E14 / 17 Feb 2013
O.T.: The Outside Toilet
S3E15 / 03 Mar 2013
Topsy
S3E16 / 10 Mar 2013
Two for Tina
S3E17 / 17 Mar 2013
It Snakes a Village
S3E18 / 24 Mar 2013
Family Fracas
S3E19 / 14 Apr 2013
The Kids Run the Restaurant
S3E20 / 21 Apr 2013
Boyz 4 Now
S3E21 / 28 Apr 2013
Carpe Museum
S3E22 / 05 May 2013
The Unnatural
S3E23 / 12 May 2013
Season 4
A River Runs Through Bob
S4E1 / 29 Sep 2013
Fort Night
S4E2 / 06 Oct 2013
Seaplane!
S4E3 / 03 Nov 2013
My Big Fat Greek Bob
S4E4 / 10 Nov 2013
Turkey in a Can
S4E5 / 24 Nov 2013
Purple Rain-Union
S4E6 / 01 Dec 2013
Bob and Deliver
S4E7 / 08 Dec 2013
Christmas in the Car
S4E8 / 15 Dec 2013
Slumber Party
S4E9 / 05 Jan 2014
Presto Tina-O
S4E10 / 12 Jan 2014
Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial
S4E11 / 26 Jan 2014
The Frond Files
S4E12 / 09 Mar 2014
Mazel-Tina
S4E13 / 16 Mar 2014
Uncle Teddy
S4E14 / 23 Mar 2014
The Kids Rob a Train
S4E15 / 30 Mar 2014
I Get a Psy-Chic Out of You
S4E16 / 06 Apr 2014
The Equestranauts
S4E17 / 13 Apr 2014
Ambergris
S4E18 / 20 Apr 2014
The Kids Run Away
S4E19 / 27 Apr 2014
Gene It On
S4E20 / 04 May 2014
Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys The Town) (1)
S4E21 / 11 May 2014
World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys The Town) (2)
S4E22 / 18 May 2014
Season 5
Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl
S5E1 / 05 Oct 2014
Tina and the Real Ghost
S5E2 / 02 Nov 2014
Friends with Burger-fits
S5E3 / 16 Nov 2014
Dawn of the Peck
S5E4 / 23 Nov 2014
Best Burger
S5E5 / 30 Nov 2014
Father of the Bob
S5E6 / 07 Dec 2014
Tina Tailor Soldier Spy
S5E7 / 14 Dec 2014
Midday Run
S5E8 / 04 Jan 2015
Speakeasy Rider
S5E9 / 11 Jan 2015
Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise
S5E10 / 25 Jan 2015
Can't Buy Me Math
S5E11 / 08 Feb 2015
The Millie-churian Candidate
S5E12 / 15 Feb 2015
The Gayle Tales
S5E13 / 01 Mar 2015
L'il Hard Dad
S5E14 / 08 Mar 2015
Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting
S5E15 / 15 Mar 2015
The Runway Club
S5E16 / 22 Mar 2015
Itty Bitty Ditty Committee
S5E17 / 26 Apr 2015
Eat, Spray, Linda
S5E18 / 03 May 2015
Housetrap
S5E19 / 10 May 2015
Hawk & Chick
S5E20 / 17 May 2015
The Oeder Games
S5E21 / 17 May 2015
Season 6
Sliding Bobs
S6E1 / 27 Sep 2015
The Land Ship
S6E2 / 11 Oct 2015
The Hauntening
S6E3 / 18 Oct 2015
Gayle Makin' Bob Sled
S6E4 / 08 Nov 2015
Nice-Capades
S6E5 / 15 Nov 2015
The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover
S6E6 / 17 Jan 2016
The Gene and Courtney Show
S6E7 / 14 Feb 2016
Sexy Dance Healing
S6E8 / 21 Feb 2016
Sacred Couch
S6E9 / 06 Mar 2016
Lice Things Are Lice
S6E10 / 13 Mar 2016
House of 1000 Bounces
S6E11 / 03 Apr 2016
Stand By Gene
S6E12 / 03 Apr 2016
Wag the Hog
S6E13 / 10 Apr 2016
The Hormone-iums
S6E14 / 17 Apr 2016
Pro Tiki/Con Tiki
S6E15 / 24 Apr 2016
Bye Bye Boo Boo
S6E16 / 08 May 2016
The Horse Rider-er
S6E17 / 15 May 2016
Secret Admiral-irer
S6E18 / 22 May 2016
Glued, Where's My Bob?
S6E19 / 22 May 2016
Season 7
Flu-ouise
S7E1 / 25 Sep 2016
Sea Me Now
S7E2 / 09 Oct 2016
Teen-A-Witch
S7E3 / 23 Oct 2016
They Serve Horses, Don't They?
S7E4 / 06 Nov 2016
Larger Brother, Where Fart Thou?
S7E5 / 20 Nov 2016
The Quirk-ducers
S7E6 / 21 Nov 2016
The Last Gingerbread House on the Left
S7E7 / 27 Nov 2016
Ex Mach Tina
S7E8 / 08 Jan 2017
Bob Actually
S7E9 / 12 Feb 2017
There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business
S7E10 / 19 Feb 2017
A Few 'Gurt Men
S7E11 / 05 Mar 2017
Like Gene for Chocolate
S7E12 / 12 Mar 2017
The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel
S7E13 / 19 Mar 2017
Aquaticism
S7E14 / 26 Mar 2017
Ain't Miss Debatin'
S7E15 / 26 Mar 2017
Eggs for Days
S7E16 / 02 Apr 2017
Zero Larp Thirty
S7E17 / 23 Apr 2017
The Laser-inth
S7E18 / 23 Apr 2017
Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda
S7E19 / 07 May 2017
Mom, Lies and Videotapes
S7E20 / 07 May 2017
Paraders of the Lost Float
S7E21 / 21 May 2017
Into the Mild
S7E22 / 11 Jun 2017
Season 8
Brunchsquatch
S8E1 / 01 Oct 2017
The Silence of the Louise
S8E2 / 15 Oct 2017
The Wolf of Wharf Street
S8E3 / 22 Oct 2017
Sit Me Baby One More Time
S8E4 / 05 Nov 2017
Thanks-hoarding
S8E5 / 19 Nov 2017
The Bleakening (1)
S8E6 / 10 Dec 2017
The Bleakening (2)
S8E7 / 10 Dec 2017
V for Valentine-detta
S8E8 / 14 Jan 2018
Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien
S8E9 / 11 Mar 2018
The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets
S8E10 / 18 Mar 2018
Sleeping With the Frenemy
S8E11 / 25 Mar 2018
The Hurt Soccer
S8E12 / 01 Apr 2018
Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene
S8E13 / 08 Apr 2018
The Trouble with Doubles
S8E14 / 15 Apr 2018
Go Tina on the Mountain
S8E15 / 22 Apr 2018
Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday
S8E16 / 29 Apr 2018
Boywatch
S8E17 / 06 May 2018
As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps
S8E18 / 13 May 2018
Mo Mommy Mo Problems
S8E19 / 13 May 2018
Mission Impos-slug-ble
S8E20 / 20 May 2018
Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You
S8E21 / 20 May 2018
Season 9
Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now
S9E1 / 30 Sep 2018
The Taking of Funtime One Two Three
S9E2 / 07 Oct 2018
Tweentrepreneurs
S9E3 / 14 Oct 2018
Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street
S9E4 / 21 Oct 2018
Live and Let Fly
S9E5 / 04 Nov 2018
Bobby Driver
S9E6 / 11 Nov 2018
I Bob Your Pardon
S9E7 / 18 Nov 2018
Roller? I Hardly Know Her!
S9E8 / 25 Nov 2018
UFO No You Didn't
S9E9 / 02 Dec 2018
Better Off Sled
S9E10 / 09 Dec 2018
Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's
S9E11 / 06 Jan 2019
The Helen Hunt
S9E12 / 13 Jan 2019
Bed, Bob & Beyond
S9E13 / 10 Feb 2019
Every Which Way But Goose
S9E14 / 17 Feb 2019
The Fresh Princ-ipal
S9E15 / 03 Mar 2019
Roamin' Bob-iday
S9E16 / 10 Mar 2019
What About Blob?
S9E17 / 17 Mar 2019
If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette?
S9E18 / 24 Mar 2019
Long Time Listener, First Time Bob
S9E19 / 07 Apr 2019
The Gene Mile
S9E20 / 28 Apr 2019
P.T.A. It Ain't So
S9E21 / 05 May 2019
Yes Without My Zeke
S9E22 / 12 May 2019
Season 10
The Ring (But Not Scary)
S10E1 / 29 Sep 2019
Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus
S10E2 / 06 Oct 2019
Motor, She Boat
S10E3 / 13 Oct 2019
Pig Trouble in Little Tina
S10E4 / 20 Oct 2019
Legends of the Mall
S10E5 / 03 Nov 2019
The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now!
S10E6 / 10 Nov 2019
Land of the Loft
S10E7 / 17 Nov 2019
Now We're Not Cooking With Gas
S10E8 / 24 Nov 2019
All That Gene
S10E9 / 01 Dec 2019
Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas
S10E10 / 15 Dec 2019
Drumforgiven
S10E11 / 12 Jan 2020
A Fish Called Tina
S10E12 / 16 Feb 2020
Three Girls and a Little Wharfy
S10E13 / 23 Feb 2020
Wag the Song
S10E14 / 01 Mar 2020
Yurty Rotten Scoundrels
S10E15 / 08 Mar 2020
Flat-Top O' the Morning to Ya
S10E16 / 15 Mar 2020
Just the Trip
S10E17 / 22 Mar 2020
Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap
S10E18 / 19 Apr 2020
The Handyman Can
S10E19 / 26 Apr 2020
Poops!... I Didn't Do It Again
S10E20 / 03 May 2020
Local She-ro
S10E21 / 10 May 2020
Prank You for Being a Friend
S10E22 / 17 May 2020
Season 11
Dream a Little Bob of Bob
S11E1 / 27 Sep 2020
Worms of In-Rear-Ment
S11E2 / 04 Oct 2020
Copa-Bob-bana
S11E3 / 11 Oct 2020
Heartbreak Hotel-oween
S11E4 / 01 Nov 2020
Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School
S11E5 / 08 Nov 2020
Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids
S11E6 / 15 Nov 2020
Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid
S11E7 / 22 Nov 2020
The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment
S11E8 / 29 Nov 2020
Mommy Boy
S11E9 / 06 Dec 2020
Yachty or Nice
S11E10 / 13 Dec 2020
Romancing the Beef
S11E11 / 21 Feb 2021
Die Card, or Card Trying
S11E12 / 28 Feb 2021
An Incon-wheelie-ent Truth
S11E13 / 07 Mar 2021
Mr. Lonely Farts
S11E14 / 14 Mar 2021
Sheshank Redumption
S11E15 / 21 Mar 2021
Y Tu Tina También
S11E16 / 28 Mar 2021
Fingers-loose
S11E17 / 11 Apr 2021
Some Kind of Fender Benderful
S11E18 / 18 Apr 2021
Bridge Over Troubled Rudy
S11E19 / 02 May 2021
Steal Magazine-olias
S11E20 / 09 May 2021
Tell Me Dumb Thing Good
S11E21 / 16 May 2021
Vampire Disco Death Dance
S11E22 / 23 May 2021
Season 12
Manic Pixie Crap Show
S12E1 / 26 Sep 2021
Crystal Mess
S12E2 / 03 Oct 2021
The Pumpkinening
S12E3 / 10 Oct 2021
Driving Big Dummy
S12E4 / 17 Oct 2021
Seven-tween Again
S12E5 / 24 Oct 2021
Beach, Please
S12E6 / 07 Nov 2021
Loft in Bedslation
S12E7 / 14 Nov 2021
Stuck in the Kitchen with You
S12E8 / 21 Nov 2021
FOMO You Didn't
S12E9 / 28 Nov 2021
Gene's Christmas Break
S12E10 / 19 Dec 2021
Touch of Eval(uations)
S12E11 / 09 Jan 2022
Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda
S12E12 / 27 Feb 2022
Frigate Me Knot
S12E13 / 06 Mar 2022
Video Killed the Gene-io Star
S12E14 / 13 Mar 2022
Ancient Misbehavin
S12E15 / 20 Mar 2022
Interview with a Pop-pop-pire
S12E16 / 27 Mar 2022
The Spider House Rules
S12E17 / 10 Apr 2022
Clear and Present Ginger
S12E18 / 24 Apr 2022
A-Sprout A Boy
S12E19 / 01 May 2022
Sauce Side Story
S12E20 / 08 May 2022
Some Like It Bot: Eighth Grade Runner (1)
S12E21 / 15 May 2022
Some Like It Bot: Judge-bot Day (2)
S12E22 / 22 May 2022
Season 13
To Bob, or Not to Bob
S13E1 / 25 Sep 2022
The Reeky Lake Show
S13E2 / 02 Oct 2022
What About Job?
S13E3 / 09 Oct 2022
Comet-y of Errors
S13E4 / 16 Oct 2022
So You Stink You Can Dance
S13E5 / 23 Oct 2022
Apple Gore-chard! (But Not Gory)
S13E6 / 30 Oct 2022
Ready Player Gene
S13E7 / 13 Nov 2022
Putts-giving
S13E8 / 20 Nov 2022
Show Mama from the Grave
S13E9 / 27 Nov 2022
The Plight Before Christmas
S13E10 / 11 Dec 2022
Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang
S13E11 / 08 Jan 2023
Oh Row You Didn't
S13E12 / 19 Feb 2023
Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth!
S13E13 / 26 Feb 2023
These Boots Are Made for Stalking
S13E14 / 05 Mar 2023
The Show (And Tell) Must Go On
S13E15 / 12 Mar 2023
What a (April) Fool Believes
S13E16 / 19 Mar 2023
Crows Encounters of the Bird Kind
S13E17 / 19 Mar 2023
Gift Card or Buy Trying
S13E18 / 16 Apr 2023
Crab-solutely Fabulous
S13E19 / 23 Apr 2023
Radio No You Didn't
S13E20 / 30 Apr 2023
Mother Author Laser Pointer
S13E21 / 14 May 2023
Amelia
S13E22 / 21 May 2023
Season 14
Fight at the Not Okay Chore-ral
S14E1 / 01 Oct 2023
The Amazing Rudy
S14E2 / 08 Oct 2023
The Pickleorette
S14E3 / 22 Oct 2023
Running Down a Gene
S14E4 / 29 Oct 2023
Bully-ieve It or Not
S14E5 / 05 Nov 2023
Escape from Which Island?
S14E6 / 12 Nov 2023
The (Raccoon) King and I
S14E7 / 19 Nov 2023
Wharf, Me Worry?
S14E8 / 26 Nov 2023
Fraud of the Dead: Zombie-docu-pocalypse
S14E9 / 03 Dec 2023
The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas
S14E10 / 17 Dec 2023
Mission Impossi-Bob
S14E11 / 07 Jan 2024
Jade in the Shade
S14E12 / 10 Mar 2024
Butt Sweat and Fears
S14E13 / 19 May 2024
The Big Stieblitzki
S14E14 / 08 Sep 2024
The Right Tough Stuff
S14E15 / 15 Sep 2024
To Catch a Beef
S14E16 / 22 Sep 2024
Season 15
The Tina Table: The Tables Have Tina-Ed
S15E1 / 29 Sep 2024
Saving Favorite Drive-In
S15E2 / 06 Oct 2024
Colon-ly the Dronely
S15E3 / 20 Oct 2024
For Whom the Doll Toes
S15E4 / 27 Oct 2024
Don't Stop Be-Cheesin
S15E5 / 03 Nov 2024
Hope N' Mic Night
S15E6 / 10 Nov 2024
Boogie Days
S15E7 / 24 Nov 2024
They Slug Horses, Don't They?
S15E8 / 08 Dec 2024
Dog Christmas Day After Afternoon
S15E9 / 15 Dec 2024
Advice Things Are Ad-nice
S15E10 / 29 Dec 2024
Mr. Fischoeder's Opus
S15E11 / 18 May 2025
Like a Candle in the Gym
S15E12 / 29 May 2025
Snackface
S15E13 / 05 Jun 2025
The Place Beyond the Pinecones
S15E14 / 12 Jun 2025
The Lost City of Atlantic
S15E15 / 19 Jun 2025
The Shell Game
S15E16 / 03 Jul 2025
Wild Steal-ions
S15E17 / 10 Jul 2025
Don't Worry, Be Hoopy
S15E18 / 17 Jul 2025
The Dead Bo-ats Society
S15E19 / 31 Jul 2025
Dad-urday Kite Fever
S15E20 / 31 Jul 2025
Mr. Safebody
S15E21 / 07 Aug 2025
InsomniBob
S15E22 / 14 Aug 2025
Season 16
![Grand Pre-Pre-Pre-Opening [300th episode]](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/zZi2EPMp64joNmYA06f4mck4mLj.jpg)
Grand Pre-Pre-Pre-Opening [300th episode]
S16E1 / 28 Sep 2025
'Til Death Do Us Art
S16E2 / 05 Oct 2025![The Twinnening [Halloween]](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/i6m8yPEWNUuravcsybbC14gwBl1.jpg)
The Twinnening [Halloween]
S16E3 / 19 Oct 2025
The Skids in the Hall
S16E4 / 26 Oct 2025
The Secret Guardin'
S16E5 / 02 Nov 2025
Get Her to the Zeke
S16E6 / 09 Nov 2025
Tube for Tina
S16E7 / 23 Nov 2025
Les Lizárdables
S16E8 / 07 Dec 2025![It's a Stunterful Life [Christmas]](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/jTQVHr9Elx7MzJIcHGod4vy10d8.jpg)
It's a Stunterful Life [Christmas]
S16E9 / 14 Dec 2025
Heist Things Are Heist
S16E10 / 28 Dec 2025
H. Jon Benjamin
Bob Belcher (voice)
John Roberts
Linda Belcher (voice)
Kristen Schaal
Louise Belcher (voice)
Eugene Mirman
Gene Belcher (voice)
Dan Mintz
Tina Belcher (voice)
