S05E20: Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.
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Season 1
Pilot
S1E1 / 12 Jan 1997
Square Peg
S1E2 / 19 Jan 1997
The Order of the Straight Arrow
S1E3 / 02 Feb 1997
Hank's Got the Willies
S1E4 / 09 Feb 1997
Luanne's Saga
S1E5 / 16 Feb 1997
Hank's Unmentionable Problem
S1E6 / 23 Feb 1997
Westie Side Story
S1E7 / 02 Mar 1997
Shins of the Father
S1E8 / 23 Mar 1997
Peggy the Boggle Champ
S1E9 / 13 Apr 1997
Keeping Up with Our Joneses
S1E10 / 27 Apr 1997
King of the Ant Hill
S1E11 / 04 May 1997
Plastic White Female
S1E12 / 11 May 1997
Season 2
How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
S2E1 / 21 Sep 1997
Texas City Twister
S2E2 / 26 Sep 1997
Arrow Head
S2E3 / 19 Oct 1997
Hilloween
S2E4 / 26 Oct 1997
Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)
S2E5 / 02 Nov 1997
Husky Bobby
S2E6 / 09 Nov 1997
The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg
S2E7 / 16 Nov 1997
The Son That Got Away
S2E8 / 23 Nov 1997
The Company Man
S2E9 / 07 Dec 1997
Bobby Slam
S2E10 / 14 Dec 1997
The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
S2E11 / 21 Dec 1997
Meet the Manger Babies
S2E12 / 11 Jan 1998
Snow Job
S2E13 / 01 Feb 1998
I Remember Mono
S2E14 / 08 Feb 1998
Three Days of the Kahndo
S2E15 / 15 Feb 1998
Traffic Jam
S2E16 / 22 Feb 1998
Hank's Dirty Laundry
S2E17 / 01 Mar 1998
The Final Shinsult
S2E18 / 15 Mar 1998
Leanne's Saga
S2E19 / 19 Apr 1998
Junkie Business
S2E20 / 26 Apr 1998
Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga
S2E21 / 03 May 1998
Peggy's Turtle Song
S2E22 / 10 May 1998
Propane Boom
S2E23 / 17 May 1998
Season 3
Death of a Propane Salesman
S3E1 / 15 Sep 1998
And They Call It Bobby Love
S3E2 / 22 Sep 1998
Peggy's Headache
S3E3 / 06 Oct 1998
Pregnant Paws
S3E4 / 13 Oct 1998
Next of Shin
S3E5 / 03 Nov 1998
Peggy's Pageant Fever
S3E6 / 10 Nov 1998
Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
S3E7 / 17 Nov 1998
Good Hill Hunting
S3E8 / 01 Dec 1998
Pretty, Pretty Dresses
S3E9 / 15 Dec 1998
A Firefighting We Will Go
S3E10 / 12 Jan 1999
To Spank, with Love
S3E11 / 19 Jan 1999
Three Coaches and a Bobby
S3E12 / 26 Jan 1999
De-Kahnstructing Henry
S3E13 / 02 Feb 1999
The Wedding of Bobby Hill
S3E14 / 09 Feb 1999
Sleight of Hank
S3E15 / 16 Feb 1999
Jon Vitti Presents: "Return to La Grunta"
S3E16 / 23 Feb 1999
Escape from Party Island
S3E17 / 16 Mar 1999
Love Hurts... and So Does Art
S3E18 / 23 Mar 1999
Hank's Cowboy Movie
S3E19 / 06 Apr 1999
Dog Dale Afternoon
S3E20 / 13 Apr 1999
Revenge of the Lutefisk
S3E21 / 20 Apr 1999
Death and Texas
S3E22 / 27 Apr 1999
Wings of the Dope
S3E23 / 04 May 1999
Take Me Out of the Ball Game
S3E24 / 11 May 1999
As Old as the Hills...
S3E25 / 18 May 1999
Season 4
Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
S4E1 / 26 Sep 1999
Cotton's Plot
S4E2 / 03 Oct 1999
Bills Are Made to Be Broken
S4E3 / 24 Oct 1999
Little Horrors of Shop
S4E4 / 31 Oct 1999
Aisle 8A
S4E5 / 07 Nov 1999
A Beer Can Named Desire
S4E6 / 14 Nov 1999
Happy Hank's Giving
S4E7 / 21 Nov 1999
Not in My Back-hoe
S4E8 / 28 Nov 1999
To Kill a Ladybird
S4E9 / 12 Dec 1999
Hillennium
S4E10 / 19 Dec 1999
Old Glory
S4E11 / 09 Jan 2000
Rodeo Days
S4E12 / 16 Jan 2000
Hanky Panky
S4E13 / 06 Feb 2000
High Anxiety
S4E14 / 13 Feb 2000
Naked Ambition
S4E15 / 20 Feb 2000
Movin' On Up
S4E16 / 27 Feb 2000
Bill of Sales
S4E17 / 12 Mar 2000
Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
S4E18 / 19 Mar 2000
Hank's Bad Hair Day
S4E19 / 09 Apr 2000
Meet the Propaniacs
S4E20 / 16 Apr 2000
Nancy Boys
S4E21 / 30 Apr 2000
Flush with Power
S4E22 / 07 May 2000
Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
S4E23 / 14 May 2000
Peggy's Fan Fair
S4E24 / 21 May 2000
Season 5
The Perils of Polling
S5E1 / 01 Oct 2000
The Buck Stops Here
S5E2 / 05 Nov 2000
I Don't Want to Wait...
S5E3 / 12 Nov 2000
Spin the Choice
S5E4 / 19 Nov 2000
Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
S5E5 / 26 Nov 2000
When Cotton Comes Marching Home
S5E6 / 03 Dec 2000
What Makes Bobby Run?
S5E7 / 10 Dec 2000
'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
S5E8 / 17 Dec 2000
Chasing Bobby
S5E9 / 21 Jan 2001
Yankee Hankie
S5E10 / 04 Feb 2001
Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
S5E11 / 11 Feb 2001
Now Who's the Dummy?
S5E12 / 18 Feb 2001
Ho Yeah!
S5E13 / 25 Feb 2001
The Exterminator
S5E14 / 04 Mar 2001
Luanne Virgin 2.0
S5E15 / 11 Mar 2001
Hank's Choice
S5E16 / 01 Apr 2001
It's Not Easy Being Green
S5E17 / 08 Apr 2001
The Trouble with Gribbles
S5E18 / 22 Apr 2001
Hank's Back Story
S5E19 / 06 May 2001
Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
S5E20 / 13 May 2001
Season 6
Bobby Goes Nuts
S6E1 / 11 Nov 2001
Soldier of Misfortune
S6E2 / 09 Dec 2001
Lupe's Revenge
S6E3 / 12 Dec 2001
The Father, the Son, and J.C.
S6E4 / 16 Dec 2001
Father of the Bribe
S6E5 / 06 Jan 2002
I'm with Cupid
S6E6 / 10 Feb 2002
Torch Song Hillogy
S6E7 / 17 Feb 2002
Joust Like a Woman
S6E8 / 24 Feb 2002
The Bluegrass Is Always Greener
S6E9 / 24 Feb 2002
The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
S6E10 / 03 Mar 2002
Unfortunate Son
S6E11 / 10 Mar 2002
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
S6E12 / 17 Mar 2002
Tankin' It to the Streets
S6E13 / 31 Mar 2002
Of Mice and Little Green Men
S6E14 / 07 Apr 2002
A Man Without a Country Club
S6E15 / 14 Apr 2002
Beer and Loathing
S6E16 / 14 Apr 2002
Fun with Jane and Jane
S6E17 / 21 Apr 2002
My Own Private Rodeo
S6E18 / 28 Apr 2002
Sug Night
S6E19 / 05 May 2002
Dang Ol' Love
S6E20 / 05 May 2002
Returning Japanese (1)
S6E21 / 12 May 2002
Returning Japanese (2)
S6E22 / 12 May 2002
Season 7
Get Your Freak Off
S7E1 / 03 Nov 2002
The Fat and the Furious
S7E2 / 10 Nov 2002
Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
S7E3 / 17 Nov 2002
Goodbye Normal Jeans
S7E4 / 24 Nov 2002
Dances with Dogs
S7E5 / 01 Dec 2002
The Son Also Roses
S7E6 / 08 Dec 2002
The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
S7E7 / 15 Dec 2002
Full Metal Dust Jacket
S7E8 / 05 Jan 2003
Pigmalion
S7E9 / 12 Jan 2003
Megalo Dale
S7E10 / 12 Jan 2003
Boxing Luanne
S7E11 / 02 Feb 2003
Vision Quest
S7E12 / 09 Feb 2003
Queasy Rider
S7E13 / 16 Feb 2003Board Games
S7E14 / 02 Mar 2003
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
S7E15 / 09 Mar 2003
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
S7E16 / 16 Mar 2003
The Good Buck
S7E17 / 30 Mar 2003
I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
S7E18 / 13 Apr 2003
Be True to Your Fool
S7E19 / 27 Apr 2003
Racist Dawg
S7E20 / 04 May 2003
Night and Deity
S7E21 / 11 May 2003
Maid in Arlen
S7E22 / 18 May 2003
The Witches of East Arlen
S7E23 / 18 May 2003
Season 8
Patch Boomhauer
S8E1 / 02 Nov 2003
Reborn to Be Wild
S8E2 / 09 Nov 2003
New Cowboy on the Block
S8E3 / 16 Nov 2003
The Incredible Hank
S8E4 / 23 Nov 2003
Flirting with the Master
S8E5 / 30 Nov 2003
After the Mold Rush
S8E6 / 07 Dec 2003
Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
S8E7 / 14 Dec 2003
Rich Hank, Poor Hank
S8E8 / 04 Jan 2004
Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill
S8E9 / 25 Jan 2004
That's What She Said
S8E10 / 08 Feb 2004
My Hair Lady
S8E11 / 15 Feb 2004
Phish and Wildlife
S8E12 / 22 Feb 2004
Cheer Factor
S8E13 / 07 Mar 2004
Dale Be Not Proud
S8E14 / 14 Mar 2004
Après Hank, le Deluge
S8E15 / 21 Mar 2004
DaleTech
S8E16 / 28 Mar 2004
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
S8E17 / 18 Apr 2004
Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
S8E18 / 25 Apr 2004
Stressed for Success
S8E19 / 02 May 2004
Hank's Back
S8E20 / 09 May 2004
The Redneck on Rainey Street
S8E21 / 16 May 2004
Talking Shop
S8E22 / 23 May 2004
Season 9
A Rover Runs Through It
S9E1 / 07 Nov 2004
Ms. Wakefield
S9E2 / 19 Dec 2004
Death Buys a Timeshare
S9E3 / 16 Jan 2005
Yard, She Blows!
S9E4 / 23 Jan 2005
Dale to the Chief
S9E5 / 30 Jan 2005
The Petriot Act
S9E6 / 13 Feb 2005
Enrique-cilable Differences
S9E7 / 20 Feb 2005
Mutual of Omabwah
S9E8 / 06 Mar 2005
Care-Takin' Care of Business
S9E9 / 13 Mar 2005
Arlen City Bomber
S9E10 / 27 Mar 2005
Redcorn Gambles with His Future
S9E11 / 10 Apr 2005
Smoking and the Bandit
S9E12 / 17 Apr 2005
Gone with the Windstorm
S9E13 / 01 May 2005
Bobby on Track
S9E14 / 08 May 2005
It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings
S9E15 / 15 May 2005
Season 10
Hank's on Board
S10E1 / 18 Sep 2005
Bystand Me
S10E2 / 25 Sep 2005
Bill's House
S10E3 / 06 Nov 2005
Harlottown
S10E4 / 20 Nov 2005
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
S10E5 / 04 Dec 2005
Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
S10E6 / 11 Dec 2005
You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)
S10E7 / 29 Jan 2006
Business Is Picking Up
S10E8 / 19 Mar 2006
The Year of Washing Dangerously
S10E9 / 26 Mar 2006
Hank Fixes Everything
S10E10 / 02 Apr 2006
Church Hopping
S10E11 / 09 Apr 2006
24 Hour Propane People
S10E12 / 23 Apr 2006
The Texas Panhandler
S10E13 / 30 Apr 2006
Hank's Bully
S10E14 / 07 May 2006
Edu-macating Lucky
S10E15 / 14 May 2006
Season 11
The Peggy Horror Picture Show
S11E1 / 28 Jan 2007
SerPUNt
S11E2 / 11 Feb 2007
Blood and Sauce
S11E3 / 18 Feb 2007
Luanne Gets Lucky
S11E4 / 25 Mar 2007
Hank Gets Dusted
S11E5 / 01 Apr 2007
Glen Peggy Glen Ross
S11E6 / 22 Apr 2007
The Passion of Dauterive
S11E7 / 29 Apr 2007
Grand Theft Arlen
S11E8 / 29 Apr 2007
Peggy’s Gone to Pots
S11E9 / 06 May 2007
Hair Today, Gone Today
S11E10 / 13 May 2007
Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
S11E11 / 20 May 2007
Lucky's Wedding Suit
S11E12 / 20 May 2007
Season 12
Suite Smells of Excess
S12E1 / 23 Sep 2007
Bobby Rae
S12E2 / 30 Sep 2007
The Powder Puff Boys
S12E3 / 07 Oct 2007
Four Wave Intersection
S12E4 / 14 Oct 2007
Death Picks Cotton
S12E5 / 11 Nov 2007
Raise the Steaks
S12E6 / 18 Nov 2007
Tears of an Inflatable Clown
S12E7 / 25 Nov 2007
The Minh Who Knew Too Much
S12E8 / 09 Dec 2007
Dream Weaver
S12E9 / 16 Dec 2007
Doggone Crazy
S12E10 / 06 Jan 2008
Trans-Fascism
S12E11 / 10 Feb 2008
Untitled Blake McCormick Project
S12E12 / 17 Feb 2008
The Accidental Terrorist
S12E13 / 02 Mar 2008
Lady and Gentrification
S12E14 / 09 Mar 2008
Behind Closed Doors
S12E15 / 16 Mar 2008
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
S12E16 / 30 Mar 2008
Six Characters in Search of a House
S12E17 / 06 Apr 2008
The Courtship of Joseph's Father
S12E18 / 13 Apr 2008
Strangeness on a Train
S12E19 / 27 Apr 2008
Cops and Robert
S12E20 / 04 May 2008
It Came from the Garage
S12E21 / 11 May 2008
Life: A Loser's Manual
S12E22 / 18 May 2008
Season 13
Dia-BILL-ic Shock
S13E1 / 28 Sep 2008
Earthy Girls Are Easy
S13E2 / 05 Oct 2008
Square-Footed Monster
S13E3 / 19 Oct 2008
Lost in MySpace
S13E4 / 02 Nov 2008
No Bobby Left Behind
S13E5 / 09 Nov 2008
A Bill Full of Dollars
S13E6 / 16 Nov 2008
Straight as an Arrow
S13E7 / 30 Nov 2008
Lucky See, Monkey Do
S13E8 / 08 Feb 2009
Master of Puppets
S13E10 / 01 Mar 2009
Bwah My Nose
S13E11 / 08 Mar 2009
Uncool Customer
S13E12 / 15 Mar 2009
Nancy Does Dallas
S13E13 / 22 Mar 2009
Born Again on the Fourth of July
S13E14 / 19 Apr 2009
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
S13E15 / 26 Apr 2009
Bad News Bill
S13E16 / 03 May 2009
Manger Baby Einstein
S13E17 / 10 May 2009
Uh-Oh Canada
S13E18 / 17 May 2009
The Boy Can't Help It
S13E19 / 13 Sep 2009
To Sirloin with Love
S13E20 / 13 Sep 2009
Season 14
Return of the King
S14E1 / 04 Aug 2025
The Beer Story
S14E2 / 04 Aug 2025
Bobby Gets Grilled
S14E3 / 04 Aug 2025
Chore Money, Chore Problems
S14E4 / 04 Aug 2025
New Ref in Town
S14E5 / 04 Aug 2025
Peggy's Fadeout
S14E6 / 04 Aug 2025
Any Given Hill-Day
S14E7 / 04 Aug 2025
Kahn-scious Uncoupling
S14E8 / 04 Aug 2025
No Hank Left Behind
S14E9 / 04 Aug 2025
A Sounder Investment
S14E10 / 04 Aug 2025
Mike Judge
Hank Hill / Boomhauer (voice)
Kathy Najimy
Peggy Hill (voice)
Pamela Adlon
Bobby Hill (voice)
Stephen Root
Bill Dauterive (voice)
Toby Huss
Dale Gribble/ Cotton Hill/Kahn Souphanousinphone (voice)
Lauren Tom
Minh Souphanousinphone / Connie Souphanousinphone (voice)
